News: Deformed Lolis Need Love Too!

By Biggs

Now presenting the Lusipurr.com New-and-Improved Saturday News! …What, today is Friday? So I already fucked up? DAMMIT! Actually, this was a deliberate action. Due to a temporary schedule rearrangement, the news of the week will be posted today, Friday January 29th. All future Saturday news posts will be made on (duh) Saturday. Sorry for the more »

Editorial: The iPad Phenomenon

By Ginia

Much to nobody’s surprise today, Apple announced its new cash cow innovation in mobile technology, the iPad. Images of the device had been leaked all over the internet for months now, and the only real mystery surrounding today’s media event had been what the device would be called (I was a proponent of the iSlate). more »

Editorial: Disappointing Games

By Bup

Imagine this: a game set in a futuristic world that not only has ground combat, but also air combat using a personal jetpack.  The game also features a main character voiced by one of the best voice actors of our time.  Sounds pretty cool, right?  Wrong.  I had extremely high hopes for Dark Void, the more »

MAP Episode 49: Realistic Masturbatory Fisting Action

By Lusipurr

Produced 2010.01.24 Lusipurr.com welcomes aboard a new staff member in this diet, Nate-Liles-free, podcast. Confronted with the sixth delay of a much-anticipated game (and accessory), the panel instead considers whether or not it is safe to put the SOM in one’s mouth.

Jenifer ‘Biggs’ Biggs

By Biggs

Hello there! My name is Jenifer Michelle “Doesn’t Have a Witty Nickname Like Everyone Else” Biggs, and like everyone else here, I was recruited in by Lusipurr after he realized I am a pedantic asinine dork like the rest of the Lusipurr.com staff. I was born in 1987 in Maryland and currently still live there, more »

Feature: Worst Game of 2009

By Lusipurr

Lusipurr.com is pleased to announce that Tony Hawk: Ride has been named the Worst Game of 2009! In a year of stiff competition, with shovelware and garbage released on every current system, Tony Hawk: Ride managed to beat out all comers. With a hefty one hundred dollar price tag and a premise which leaves one more »

Editorial: Justifying My Vice

By Ginia

Initially I had determined myself, much to Lusipurr’s chagrin, to formally review The Sims 3, and its expansion, World Adventures. However, I think that I may be better served by justifying my addiction to this ridiculous waste of time. Most actual reviews state quite rightly that the customization in the game is wonderful, the graphics more »

Review: Darksiders

By Bup

THQ and Vigil Games ends the world with the recent release of Darksiders for the PlayStation 3 and XBox 360. Darksiders allows the player to enter the role of War, one of the four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, who was tricked into bringing about the apocalypse early.  War must then find out who tricked him, all more »