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Use the form below to contact We are always eager to read suggestions, ideas, offers of employment, and general praise. Thank you in advance for your laudatory declamations and unparalleled commendations.

* Please note, this is not the form for complaints. Complaints should be addressed to our official ‘Complaints Department’, which utilises a special intradimensional vortex to magically transport complaints from your rubbish bin directly to our desks. Therefore, please deposit all complaints in the nearest waste receptacle. Also, be advised that does not comment on the status of any complaints received, but fear not: our vortices are infallible and the correct audience receives every complaint so submitted.

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