Randy Pitchford is a PR nightmare, the PS4 gets away to a flying start, and Turn 10 go into damage control in the news of the week!
Akihiko Yoshida leaves Square Enix, PS3 owners like their porn, and poor COD sales causes Activision to offer up some weak excuses in the news of the week!
Lightning Returns and Mario 3D World experience dismal sales in their domestic market, the Xbone hobbles out of the post-launch gate, and Atlus is given free reign over Sega’s dormant IP in the news of the week!
The Xbone is put through its paces, Ninja Theory blames the console industry for the fact that bad games do not sell, and Ubisoft attempt to excuse their laziness in the news of the week!
Sony spends up on exclusive content for PS4, Sony supports the localisation of Japanese content, and the Austalian ratings board once again embarrasses itself terribly in the news of the week!
Digital Foundry proves that the Xbox One is more powerful than the PS4, Microsoft execs offer very compelling reasons for gamers to buy Xbox One as their next generation console, and developers talk of possibilities available with the magic of Xbox One!
Xbone’s launch games are visually inferior to the PS4, PS4 removes audio support to shake-down users for more money, and Nintendo closes down Swapnote to prevent users exchanging pictures of poorly-drawn cocks in the news of the week!
Square Enix blights Bravely Default with micro-transactions, Call of Duty: Ghosts is rumoured to run at 720p on the Xbone, and North Korea attacks the South with free software in the news of the week!
Square Enix sets up a committee for boltering the quality of the Final Fantasy brand, Pokemon X and Y ship with a game breaking bug, and Kinect is set to be utilised to spy on shoppers in the news of the week!
Microsoft cannot decide whether or not to sell user data, the JRT takes its toll on Japanese gaming, and Square Enix bungles Deus Ex in the news of the week!