Keiji Inafune’s Xbone exclusive is downgraded to a budget title, six million people own a copy of Final Fantasy XIV, and Capcom are back to their old tricks in the news of the week!
Nintendo reanimates the legacy of the NES in order to push plastic tat, Valve gets serious about stopping Steam item gambling, and Tokyo Mirage Sessions director laments Nintendo censorship in the news of the week!
Nintendo debuts a new corpse-based Pokemon for Pokemon GO, IGN producer starts Twitter spat with Tekken creator because Social Justice, and the battle mechanics of World of Final Fantasy are described in detail in the news of the week!
Square Enix claims Final Fantasy XV’s ‘wait mode’ is a huge hit, the NX is rumoured to feature fake 3d, and I Am Setsuna is set to launch with a pre-order bonus for the ages in the news of the week!
‘Gender Fluid’ lipstick makes Miley horny, Miley is horny for Liam Hemsworth, and Kangaroos make Liam Hemsworth horny in the Miley Cyrus news of the week!
Capcom makes Resident Evil 7 into a walking simulator, alleged Square Enix insider leaks disastrous information about Final Fantasy XV’s development, and Square Enix seemingly confirms these rumours in the news of the week!
Square Enix trolls yours truly with the announcement of The Zodiac Age, Square Enix proudly presents their 2016 Season of Summoning, and France looks to stamp out sexy games in the news of the week!
Nintendo may have postponed NX production to include VR, Take-Two’s boss completely trashes VR, Criminal Girls 2 gets censored, and Blood-C has best waifus in the news of the week!
VR progressives shit up their own gaming spaces, Sega has a deft touch at tailoring games to their fans, the relative performance of next-gen Sony and Microsoft hardware is revealed, and Senpai is going inside you in the news of the week!
Nintendo is to start making movies, EA looks to make inroads into the action genre, and Capcom looks to turn back the clock with Resident Evil 7 in the news of the week!