Capcom dusts off their classic franchises, Xbone cannot hang on to its exclusives, Nintendo goes Amiibo crazy with Twilight Princess, and Dimension W promises unlimited energy in the news of the week!
Nintendo has cut even more content from Fire Emblem Fates, Capcom admit to kowtowing to SJWs, Mighty No. 9 gets delayed again, and Erased turns back time in the news of the week!
Street Fighter V and Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 get some robust new additions, Fire Emblem Fates has been censored by Nintendo, more details emerge about Final Fantasy XV, and Sekko Boys proves to be a surprise treat in the news of the week!
Nintendo lock substantial game content to sell Amiibo, Sony attempts to trademark Let’s Plays, Square Enix turns Hitman episodic, and the jankiness of 3D anime is explained in the news of the week!
Tim Schafer is all set to commit massive fraud, Square Enix has dug themselves into another financial hole, Hajime Tabata talks Final Fantasy XV narrative, and SiliconN00B is seeing double in the news of the week!
Final Fantasy IX is coming soon to PC, Lightning models clothing for Louis Vuitton, Sony reveals that a second console is required to run Playstation VR, and the creator of One Punch Man has a new 2016 anime in the news of the week!
Square Enix do not care to go up against Persona 5, Square Enix doubled the length of Tomb Raider’s exclusivity, more shameless fraud is perpetrated by Schafer et al., and one must go fast in ‘Prince of Stride – Alternative’ in the news of the week!
Square Enix has comprehensively Ruinga’d the Final Fantasy VII Remake, and Garo – Guren no Tsuki is best avoided in the news of the week!
Tim Schafer launches another cash-grab using Psychonauts 2 as bait, Nintendo think they can sell twenty million NXs in 2016, Sony completely fuck up PS2 Classics, and Kenshiro goes SD in DD Fist of the North Star II in the news of the week!
Nintendo and Square Enix bravely avoid conflict, translators take it upon themselves to re-write game scripts, DoAX3 gets cancelled in the West, and fancy ladies like common boys in the news of the week!