News: New Final Fantasy Tactics Announced! (J/K)
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A new Final Fantasy Tactics game is announced… for mobile, Nintendo performance is marked down as poor in their yearly reporting, and Iwata becomes the NoA CEO in the news of the week.
Tag Archives: Xenoblade
Editorial: Nintendo’s Latest Attempt to Sell More Wii U’s
After years of begging, Nintendo finally decides to release Earthbound on the Wii U’s Virtual Console. This week, KillswitchTool takes another shot at Nintendo and ponders if they really believe that Earthbound will sell fat stacks of Wii U’s.
News: Wii U News That Is Only 2/3 Bad
Nintendo visits equal measures joy and woe unto the industry, while Glee plagiarises from Portal’s songwriter in the news of the week.
Editorial: Piecemeal Gaming
This week, Blitzmage goes over piecemeal gaming and what games he finds to be the best for picking up and playing.
Editorial: Gaming While in a Relationship
This week, Blitzmage talks about relationships and how they affect a gamer’s gaming time. He also seeks help in trying to find out how to balance the two.
News: E3 Ate All The Other News
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This week brings us news of E3…and not much else. There were a few trivial things, but as I complained to Grandpa Lusipurr, the Internet is too busy sucking E3 penis to bother with anything else, and since we here at Lusipurr.com are not fond of it going in our eye, we have decided to more »
Editorial: The RPGs of E3
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Kotaku, that benighted oracle of all things game, has given to us a prophesy concerning the big RPGs of E3. Prophecy is, of course, a staple of RPG storytelling. If those trope-filled monstrosities are to be believed, every orphaned farmboy, scullion, and hard-nosed street kid is the subject of an ancient prophecy (never a recent more »
Editorial: Of JRPGs and Nerds… and Nerd Love
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Wii Gets a JRPG That… Seems Familiar It is no secret that 99.99% of all Wii titles are absolute, barely-warmed gorilla shit served up in chintzy plastic packages meant to entice young people into a life of degradation, filth and kawaiiiiiii! It is Japan’s masterstroke in return for the sins of DARUBIN AND WHAAARRUUU. Slightly more »
MAP Episode 50: The Wrath of Lusi
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Produced 2010.01.31 Lusipurr.com finally reaches the lofty 50th MAP episode, and celebrates in the traditional way: meaningless conversation, annoying noises, musical interludes, and, of course, a massive technical glitch that nearly destroys the entire recording. KHAN!!!!!