News: Utter Nonsense!

By Jenifer 'Biggs' Biggs
BoobyLady360

Yo Dawg, We Herd U Like Gaming, So We… Yep, we put some games in your game so you can game while you game. Yet again this week, the Dutch astound and confuse the rest of the world, with the release of Game Seeds, a game where you create a game. A student from the more »

News: Not Quite April Fooling

By Jenifer 'Biggs' Biggs
Kuja Really Is A Man

Not Afferentus, But Close Enough In this week’s edition of ‘SquareEnix Being Douchebags,’ they averted the idea of an FFVII remake and the silly notion of new content by announcing that Final Fantasy IX will be the next title to see re-release on PSN. While it is not held in such a ridiculously high regard more »

News: The Cake Is a Lie

By Jenifer 'Biggs' Biggs
CloudMagitek

Square-Enix Pulls Out All The Stops! FINALLY! Now I can stop reporting on baseless rumors every week! The highly publicized rumors of a Final Fantasy VII remake of come to fruition with a press release from Square-Enix that they will indeed be bringing Cloud, Cid, Tits Tifa, and all the other Avalanche misfits back in more »

News: Milk, Murder, and Movies!

By Jenifer 'Biggs' Biggs
WTFMilk

There’s Aren’t Enough Nuclear Weapons in Existence For all of you XBox 360 owners with disgustingly perverted imaginations, there is a game out just for you! Available for 240 Microsoft Points is a lovely little independent game called “Ninja Chop,” and you would assume the game is self-explanatory from its title. But if simple ninja more »