MAP Episode 108: Texan Legal Wrangling

By Lusipurr
Darth Lane already has your soul. Now, he only wants your money.

Produced 2011.03.20 Lane visits the podcast and renders judgement on the latest news, despite Lusipurr’s numerous motions and objections. The long arm of Emperor Kotick can be felt in every aspect of the discussion, covering J. Bruce Thompson, The Old Republic, and more!

MAP Episode 106: Donationcast

By Lusipurr
In point of fact, only 5% of the site capital is kept in bullion. The rest is in Arabian real-estate.

Produced 2011.03.06 Site donations go live and readers queue up by the score to invest their hard-earned funds in the world’s most important going concern: video game news blogs. With a fistful of dollars, the staff begin to plan a Foster’s-oriented trip to Australia. Or E3.

MAP Episode 101: NGP – Next Generation Podcast

By Lusipurr
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Produced 2011.01.30 The panel kicks off series three with a studied and insightful examination of Sony’s PSP2, codenamed NGP, but all comes to a hasty end when Australia wins the toss, for it is common knowledge that Cricket takes precedence over podcasting! #ODI #Cricket

News: Not About Boobs

By Jenifer 'Biggs' Biggs
Last Stand Loli

Suddenly, Call of Duty, Hundreds of Them! This has been an insane week for Call of Duty news! First, in the interest of actual journalism, let us begin with what we know. It has been confirmed that CoD Black Ops will take players all over the Cold War era world, including Vietnam, the Russian mountains, more »

News: The Cake Is a Lie

By Jenifer 'Biggs' Biggs
CloudMagitek

Square-Enix Pulls Out All The Stops! FINALLY! Now I can stop reporting on baseless rumors every week! The highly publicized rumors of a Final Fantasy VII remake of come to fruition with a press release from Square-Enix that they will indeed be bringing Cloud, Cid, Tits Tifa, and all the other Avalanche misfits back in more »

MAP Episode 56: Lady Gaga Is Not News

By Lusipurr

Produced 2010.03.14 When Nate Liles best efforts to insert strategically Lady Gaga into the podcast, Lusipurr brings down the hammer on him and his fellow conspirators. Final Fantasy XIII discussion makes up the balance of this episode, including guest panelist Oliver Motok!

MAP Episode 55: Show Me Your Midget Tits

By Lusipurr

Produced 2010.03.07 In this racism-filled podcast, Jenifer’s tits are utterly dwarfed by those of the site’s tame, Canadian midget. With Nate’s financial backing, a ‘Girls of Lusipurr.com’ calendar and weekly webcam show are planned, whilst Lusipurr contemplates suicide.