Iwata has been grounded from attending E3, May has seen extremely strong sales for PS4 and Wii U, and Destructoid derps pretty bloody hard in the news of the week!
The brilliant metaphysico-theologico-cosmolo-nigologist Lusipurr delivers himself of a lecture on Leibnizian Optimism to his receptive (if beery, and perennially inebriate) pupil, SiliconNooB, demonstrating that this is the best of all possible podcasts.
Cliffy B. whinges at the people who are upset at Facebook’s purchase of Oculus Rift, the Final Fantasy: Type-0 translation gets a final release date, and Flappy Bird owns the month of February in the news of the week!
Microsoft’s refusal to build datacentres in Africa is to blame when Titanfall fails to fall and sorrow strikes South Africa. Durga Syn and Regg join Lusipurr in a Bono-inspired attempt to lighten the hearts of a distressed and downtrodden people.
Kingdom Hearts III is not actually in development, Square Enix are looking to move away from traditional console game experiences, and Sony are looking to salve the Vita by releasing some unusual Vita SKUs in the news of the week!
The Ashes continues at Chester-le-Street. Even though Lusipurr and SiliconNooB back opposing teams, they are united–along with Mel and TsubakiSamurai–in their dismay at Nintendo’s continued faffing about with the overpriced, under-supported, Wii U.
Lusipurr, Imitanis, and SiliconNooB welcome renowned Minster of EA Fineness Chris ‘Sabin’ Privitere to rule upon the latest corporate double-speak put forth by the embattled software giant. Meanwhile, Microsoft solemnly swears that it is up to no good.
Ethos totally wrote an excerpt this week. Look at this amazing excerpt. It is succinct and informative about what is in the article, but it is humourous as well. How un-naughty of Ethos!
The Electronic Entertainment Exposition for the year 2013 has drawn to a close, and Lusipurr.com has in-depth coverage of what happened on the show floor. Lusipurr and SiliconNooB examine the winners and losers, and make their predictions for the future.
Final Fantasy XV is revealed and looks lovely, Microsoft makes a hash of E3, Sony wins the show, Wii U’s showing is overly familiar, and Pierson Stone gets the job done in the News of the Week!