When Lusipurr begins an audit of the books, he discovers a terrible error: Imitanis has been stealing the Literature Corner for months! After several redactions, corrections, and updates, a reappropriation ensures that SiliconNooB gets his just desserts.
Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, and Mel settle down for a long winter nap all snug in their beds, until visions of Blitzmage invade their heads. And as if this were not enough, Ethos arrives by proxy, wearing leather pants, no shirt, and a hair-do from the 1980s!
China has recently lifted a ban preventing foreign-funded companies from selling games systems within the county. Imitanis looks at how this could affect our industry.
Lusipurr and Blitzmage team up with Imitanis in World of Warcraft, gaining twenty levels in the space of a few hours; SiliconNooB proposes moving the Lusipurr.com offices to a field in the English midlands; and Hilary Clinton is the new fat princess.
China exploits your internal organs and your government-required labor, Bobby Kotick enslaves Call of Duty players, and Batman Arkham City gets the addition of a sexy anti-heroine.
This week, if you keep up with gaming news in even the slightest capacity, your ears are surely ringing from the deafening cries of Kinect. Between the release and onslaught of reviews for Microsoft attempt at stealing the Wii’s success, and the massive amounts of promotion and hype surrounding the soon to be released “That more »
The War Against Piracy Rages On So you are a multimillion dollar corporation, creating video games and minding your own business, when suddenly, the pirates of the internet attack your ship and steal your booty. Of course, you want to do everything in your power to prevent this from happening again, so you assess what more »
There’s Aren’t Enough Nuclear Weapons in Existence For all of you XBox 360 owners with disgustingly perverted imaginations, there is a game out just for you! Available for 240 Microsoft Points is a lovely little independent game called “Ninja Chop,” and you would assume the game is self-explanatory from its title. But if simple ninja more »