Ethos continues to play Chrono Trigger, but feels his editorial space should be Chrono-free until the end of the playthrough, so instead he turns to Mass Effect to honour his favourite character in the trilogy.
Feminists and gays cop a spray, while hypocrisy is embraced by the NRA in the news of the week.
Kotaku foments a public stoush with Platinum Games’ Hideki Kamiya, Bioware’s community has become irreparably toxic, and a data firm has announced that worldwide PS3 shipments have exceeded those of the Xbox 360 in the news of the week.
Nintendo blocks adult content on the Wii U, Dark Souls is set to receive a sequel, and something odd is happening to Epic Games in the week’s industry news.
This week, Deimosion and Blitzmage report the news by themselves with disastrous consequences for all concerned. Lusipurr halts the constant inclination toward off-topic discussion, but soon every sentence ends with ‘banana’. Also, hats are advocated.
The Doctors beat a hasty retreat from the clutches of EA, the Greek Government detains two developers from Bohemia Interactive, and Sony faces precipitous financial woes in the week’s grim tidings.
Bioware talk monetising the consumer, Bioware reveal a drop in interest toward Mass Effect 3, and the Hyrule Historia knocks Fifty Shades of Grey from the top of Amazon’s best sellers chart in this week’s out of touch news regressions.
Confronted by a dinner bill for ninety-three thousand Pokedollars, Lusipurr is unhinged. But the teachings of renowned existentialist Waluigi bring no succour, for the purple-clad villain has his own philosophical pitfalls prepared for the unwary. Waaaaa!
This week, Blitzmage travels back into the year 2008 where he walks in mists and travels through space.
In a shocking twist, Deimosion brings a review of a western RPG to Lusipurr.com. Read on to discover what Deimosion thought of Bioware’s massive hit RPG based on the Star Wars setting in this week’s review.