News: The Year of Zelda
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Nintendo foregoes any sort of E3 conference, Atlus has challenged Square Enix to a duel, Ubisoft is being taken over by Vivendi, and Konosuba is a fantastic fantasy farce in the news of the week!
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News: NX to Launch March 2017
NX will launch in March of 2017, PSN now earns more revenue than all of Nintendo, and SJWs scupper a once in a lifetime opportunity in the news of the week!
News: Karma Chameleon
Coleco Chameleon will have to rebrand as the Coleco Lich if it wishes to stave off demise this time around, Nintendo shows contempt for vanilla 3DS owners, Nintendo Treehouse has been wrecking JRPGs, and the Divine Gate will open in the news of the week!
News: Nintendo’s Treehouse Should Be Burned Down
Treehouse makes a mess of Fire Emblem Fates, the UN pressures Japan to ban sexy girls in games and anime, Project Setsuna releases in Japan, and Durarara!!X2 is quite fun in the news of the week!
News: Emotionally Moved by Underboob!
Street Fighter V and Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 get some robust new additions, Fire Emblem Fates has been censored by Nintendo, more details emerge about Final Fantasy XV, and Sekko Boys proves to be a surprise treat in the news of the week!
News: 4chan Loves Tea
4chan’s /v/ board celebrates the healthful properties of tea, H1Z1’s developer concocts novel punishments for cheaters, and making games for Nintendo platforms is rarely viable in the news of the week!
News: 343 Fails to Connect with Gamers
343 cancels tourney because their game is too shit, Nintendo make a long overdue to profit, and efficiency pays dividends to Capcom in the news of the week!
Editorial: Game Healing
Java’s busted up hand is just about done healing, so he revisits the concept of games as part of the healing process before he returns to his labor job in the LusipurrCorp Orichalcum Mines. Apparently, Lusipurr is still waiting for those stylish rims.
News: The Winter of Creativity
SocJus narratives are beginning to have a chilling effect on industry creativity, Tim Schafer takes an even bigger shit on the people who backed his Broken Game, and the PS4 begins to hit its stride in the land of the rising sun in the news of the week!
Editorial: Bravely Defaulting with Predictions
Despite being sent to work the LusipurrCorp orichalcum mine (Lusipurr wants rims for his car), Java still manages to find time to play Bravely Default, and still wants to talk about it. One would think he would be over it by now. This week? Predictions!