Review: LEGO Harry Potter: Years 1-4

By Bup

Traveller’s Tales and Warner Bros. Interactive bring players another great LEGO game with the recent release of LEGO Harry Potter: Years 1-4. Lego Harry Potter places players in the shoes (or bricks?) of LEGO versions of memorable characters from the Harry Potter universe, such as Harry, Ron, Hermonine, and even Hagrid.  The game plays through more »

Editorial: Villains of the week

By SiliconNooB

Babby games are just like Mario You hadn’t planned on buying project babby? Perhaps you would care to rethink your sensible lack of purchase intent because babby is just like Super Mario Bros., or so says Microsoft’s Kudo Tsunoda. If you think about a game like Mario Bros., would you say Mario Bros. is a more »

MAP Episode 71: Lusi’s Shinglescast

By Lusipurr
You can FLY outside of battle!

Produced 2010.06.27 After a week of posting absolute nonsense, the Lusipurr.com staff finally decides to really drive a nail into their Fearless Leader’s coffin. Nate Liles explodes, leaving only Australians and Canadians behind. Meanwhile, Lusipurr comes down with Shingles.

News: Finally Not E3

By Biggs
ConsolesAreLikeCondoms

‘Consoles are Like Condoms’ No, that is not to be taken as encouragement, put your pants back on and put down the console. Allods Online producer Vincent Douvier gave us that gem of a quote in a recent interview regarding PC versus console gaming. So how exactly is your 360 like a cock-balloon? “99.9% of more »

Editorial: Nihao! You Gief Gold, KK?

By Ginia

Hello, my most adorable Lusi-sprites. Today I wanted to regale you with a review of NATE LILES’ week of burping. Unfortunately, Lusipurr laid the smack down and would not let me. Alas, when will his reign of terror and tyrany end? In any event, today we will talk about the wonderful world of MMO account more »

Editorial: Thoughts on a Couple Demos

By Bup

As I’ve had no money/time/interest to play anything new this past week I have nothing real to review.  Considering Shawn is being a brat and objecting to my amazing, wonderful awesome previous post, I have decided to give my thoughts on a couple demos I have been playing a lot of recently. 1. Crackdown 2 more »

Review: This Week in Farts

By Bup

Monday was a good day for farts. I ate a lot of sausage. Tuesday was an excellent day for farts. I had some of that hot queso cheese for lunch and HOOBOY. They were rank! Wednesday was a fair day for farts on account of some of the previous day’s queso cheese still hanging around more »

Editorial: What is behind Nintendo’s return to form?

By SiliconNooB

It is no secret that Nintendo stole this year’s E3. In the face of Sony’s rather pedestrian affair and Microsoft’s embarrassing implosion, Nintendo’s conference was the shining beacon of hope in an otherwise depressing expo. After many years frozen out in the cold Nintendo rained down their golden shower upon their long suffering core fans, more »

MAP Episode 70: E3 2010

By Lusipurr
...the time of the year when Ethan sucks Oliver off behind a booth stocked with large-breasted women dressed as video game characters.

Produced 2010.06.20 When Oliver once again fails to show up for a stay at Castle Lusipurr, the staff are forced to cover E3 themselves. Bup reports on Lady Gaga’s E3 showing and Biggs spends the entire podcast silently painting her tits. Don’t be a Rude Gus: listen now! * * * * * * * more »