Sony tech leaves Microsoft in poor hUMA, Ouya produces the single most pointless advert in the history of gaming, and a butthurt Microsoft responds to Sony in the news of the week!
The possibility of a VII remake is stamped out for good and all by Wada, the 3DS XL is set to launch July/August, Reggie blasts anyone not with Nintendo’s program, and Hiromichi Tanaka takes his leave of Square Enix in this week’s oddly symmetrical news.
The events of E3 (Thursday) – Featuring: Nintendo revels that the Miiverse social network will be thoroughly gimped, the Wii U might have an even more scant launch line-up than we feared, and New Super Mario Bros 2 is doing something different with coins.
The events of E3 (Wednesday) – Featuring: Nintendo throw a mediocre 3DS conference, and it is revealed that Konami will be sticking with an ambient orchestral soundtrack for Castlevania: Lords of Shadow – Mirror of Fate.
The events of E3 (Tuesday) – Featuring: The felling of Ray Bradbury, Nintendo’s conference, the vileness of John Riccitiello, and the unveiling of Square Enix’s new Final Fantasy engine.
The events of E3 (Monday) – Featuring: Sony, Microsoft, EA, and Ubisoft conferences – Only Lusipurr.com reports the news of E3 stripped of any and all Kinect malarkey!
Ethos remembers hiding away at work to watch live streams of E3 press conferences in the past, so why does this year bring no excitement for him? Witness his horrifying stream of consciousness that eventually finds its own conclusion.
Nintendo has suffered some losses this year as their mid-year financial report reveals. Plans for a new November lineup are in place to hopefully inflate the numbers once again.
In response to Lionhead Studios’ recent debacle at E3, newcomer Emmori ponders whether or not Peter Molyneux’s notorious Action-RPG franchise can be salvaged from its current state of disappointment, blandness, and chubby man-whores.
While Lusipurr.com was not able to attend E3 this year, that does not mean we will spare you from an exhaustive report of the new consoles and new games. Go to the restroom now, you will be reading for a while.