What do Kickstarter, DLC and casual gaming all have in common? They all are good ideas that have been utterly destroyed by the industry of video games. This week KillswitchTool takes a look at the industry’s ultimate talent of destroying any decent idea.
SiliconNooB is pleased to report that the PlayStation 3 has finally outstripped the XBox 360 in terms of total hardware units shipped, Lusipurr exults in the announcement of a new Pokemon generation for the 3DS, and Ignatius Reilly sells all his hot dogs.
Feeling more than usually bilious, Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, and Blitzmage again survey the industry. In the resultant fit of pique, Lusipurr decides to give up game reporting and convert Lusipurr.com into the internet’s first Cricket-and-Cooking website.
Lusipurr and Blitzmage team up with Imitanis in World of Warcraft, gaining twenty levels in the space of a few hours; SiliconNooB proposes moving the Lusipurr.com offices to a field in the English midlands; and Hilary Clinton is the new fat princess.