Confronted by a dinner bill for ninety-three thousand Pokedollars, Lusipurr is unhinged. But the teachings of renowned existentialist Waluigi bring no succour, for the purple-clad villain has his own philosophical pitfalls prepared for the unwary. Waaaaa!
The day of Amalur’s reckoning arrives, pirates prefer DRM in their Witcher, and Konami bares its dirty linen in this week’s revealing news facsimiles.
Produced 2011.03.13 Japan is levelled, Otaku mourn their toppled figurines, and the panel consider the public thrashing dealt out to Dragon Age II and producer Biotronic Artwares. Ginia signs off amidst scenes of international carnage–surely, the wrath of the Great Potato!