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News: Tumblr Edition

By Julian 'SiliconNooB' Taylor
2014.08.09
12 Comments
Halo and CoD are clearly just chasing a marginal audience.

Womyn are objectively bigger gamers than men, JonTron is rightly sanctioned by Tumblr for espousing ableist hate-speech, and Dan Adelman is rightly let go by Nintendo for betraying the company in the autistic news of the week!

News: Xbox One Is Your Essential Next-Gen Purchase!

By Julian 'SiliconNooB' Taylor
2013.11.09
3 Comments
Xbox One SLIDER

Digital Foundry proves that the Xbox One is more powerful than the PS4, Microsoft execs offer very compelling reasons for gamers to buy Xbox One as their next generation console, and developers talk of possibilities available with the magic of Xbox One!

News: Trolling with Truthfacts!

By Julian 'SiliconNooB' Taylor
2013.07.13
12 Comments
Microsoft Xbox One

Microsoft attempts to sell business on the benefits of Xbone, Nintendo threatens the prospect of free publicity with legal action, and Tim Schafer publicly brands a disillusioned backer as a ‘troll’ in the news of the week!

News: Default Software Is Bravely Confirmed for the West

By Julian 'SiliconNooB' Taylor
2013.04.20
15 Comments
Bravely Default Flying Fairy SLIDER

Bravely Default is announced for the west, Shinji Mikami colludes with IGN for some soft coverage, and Japan shakes off the stifling clutches of the JRT in the news of the week.

News: Square Enix Releases Internal Targets for Tomb Raider

By Julian 'SiliconNooB' Taylor
2013.04.13
12 Comments
Eidos has undone all the good work of the myriad fantastic Japanese titles that Square Enix had released during the previous fiscal year.

Square Enix discloses the sales-targets for Eidos’ ‘failures’, Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon is leaked early due to DRM exploits, and Resident Evil: Revelations HD charges players for ‘Raid Mode’ DLC/’Season pass’ in the news of the week.

News: Autistic Lanza Channels Violent Footy to Perpetrate Deliberate Own Goal

By Julian 'SiliconNooB' Taylor
2012.12.16
1 Comment
Castaway + Wilson + Baby

Video games are not responsible for mass-murder, Sega resorts to highway robbery, and more Wii U woes in the news of the week.


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