News: The Man Who Sold the World
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The new head of Xbox wants to sell Xbox, PS4 experiences a positive launch in Japan, and the EU looks to curb the FTP racket in the news of the week!
Tag Archives: PS2
News: Fare Thee Well Old Friend
Sony has finally ceased shipping their beloved PS2 console, sorrowful farewells are made to Cricketing great, Tony Greig, and idiot gamers offer their support to the NRA in the news of the week.
News: Konami Wins the Toss, Elects to Bowl
This week Konami belt some franchise release dates to all ends of the field, while Square Enix send their men out to the ropes in hope of an early breakthrough.
Review: Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones
Emmori rips his shirt off once more in this week’s continuation of his Prince of Persia review series. Will The Two Thrones reconcile the flaws of its predecessors and be the game gamers have always wanted? Find out here!
Review: Prince of Persia: Warrior Within
Emmori gets HARDCORE in this week’s gorier and sexier review of the sequel to Ubisoft’s groundbreaking 2003 platformer. With such a brilliant game to follow up, can Warrior Within pull through to achieve greatness? Find out here!
Review: Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
Emmori travels back in time to the previous console generation to re-experience a certain platformer. Does it hold up to modern standards, or will it suffocate under the weight of over-inflated nostalgia? Find out in this week’s review!
Stephen “Slab Bulkhead” Mikesell
Good day, citizens of the Luspurr.com Fortress Slave Labor Camp! It would appear that I have been granted a position which I am to use to bring you all my opinions on the comings and goings of the gaming world, and to force upon you so-called ‘objective’ reviews on the newest (and oldest) games! How more »
Julian “SiliconNooB” Taylor
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Greetings gentlemen (and KJew), Well might you wonder what nefarious happenstance has led to my appointment to the vaunted position of Lusipurr.com tenured columnist, happily that is not your concern. Suffice it to say money changed hands, reputations were tarnished, and a number of vastly more qualified applicants were in one way or another utterly more »
News: Not the Black Wii, But Close Enough
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Return of the Penis Monster Which penis monster? Its rather sad that there are so many that you need to ask. But the penis monster I am referring to is Mara, the chariot-riding cock from the Persona series. This week, a new pre-order bonus was announced for those looking to purchase the PSP version of more »
Review: Okami
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Okami, as I mentioned in an earlier editorial, is a visually stunning game of good versus evil. You play as the sun goddess, Amaterasu, who takes the form of a white wolf as she battles to rid fairy-tale Japan from the forces of darkness. She does not embark alone, however, accompanied by the bug-sized wandering more »