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Nomura continues to botch Final Fantasy VII, a World of Final Fantasy demo will release this week, and more bad news for Nintendo’s NX in the news of the week!
Tag Archives: Final Fantasy VII Remake
TSM Episode 372: Tyranny and Right
As Lancelot carries Arthur’s fight against Fort Mayne to every corner of Old England, Lusipurr and SiliconNooB wish that they had access to the Gramarye of those legendary days.
News: Nintendo’s Alison Rapp Is an Alleged Prostitute
Nintendo’s Alison Rapp turns out to be an alleged prostitute, Hironobu Sackaguchi calls Kitase a bad producer, I Am Setsuna bucks tradition by utilising an ATB in [CURRENT YEAR], and Ghost in the Shell will be shitty with or without Scarlett Johansson.
TSM Episode 371: Family Matters
Lusipurr and SiliconNooB consider Nintendo’s changing audience demographics and unchanging business attitude, the decision to make Final Fantasy XV the first car-boot-based JRPG in history, and the shocking arrogance of the Final Fantasy VII Remake devs.
News: George Lucas to Direct Final Fantasy VII Remake!
Final Fantasy VII Remake will be shit, Final Fantasy XV is being designed by morons, SJWs are making classic games retroactively worse, and Berserk returns to TV screens this July in the news of the week!
News: The Rapacious Greed of Sontendo
Nintendo lock substantial game content to sell Amiibo, Sony attempts to trademark Let’s Plays, Square Enix turns Hitman episodic, and the jankiness of 3D anime is explained in the news of the week!
News: The Great Schafer Swindle
Tim Schafer is all set to commit massive fraud, Square Enix has dug themselves into another financial hole, Hajime Tabata talks Final Fantasy XV narrative, and SiliconN00B is seeing double in the news of the week!
TSM Episode 354: Two Divided by Zero
When SiliconNooB brings to the podcast dire news of the Final Fantasy VII Remake, Lusipurr nearly explodes with rage. In his incandescent fury, he pledges to use the site to destroy the business of Square Enix if the Australian’s prophecies come to pass.
News: A Eulogy for Final Fantasy VII
Square Enix has comprehensively Ruinga’d the Final Fantasy VII Remake, and Garo – Guren no Tsuki is best avoided in the news of the week!
TSM Episode 353: The Ruin of Midgar
Lusipurr and SiliconNooB record a podcast which is suddenly interrupted not by fireworks but by the debut of a new Final Fantasy VII remake trailer, complete with the expected-and-deplored Kingdom Hearts-style battle system, prompting Lusipurrean fury.