Kingdom Hearts III is not actually in development, Square Enix are looking to move away from traditional console game experiences, and Sony are looking to salve the Vita by releasing some unusual Vita SKUs in the news of the week!
The Electronic Entertainment Exposition for the year 2013 has drawn to a close, and Lusipurr.com has in-depth coverage of what happened on the show floor. Lusipurr and SiliconNooB examine the winners and losers, and make their predictions for the future.
A new Final Fantasy Tactics game is announced… for mobile, Nintendo performance is marked down as poor in their yearly reporting, and Iwata becomes the NoA CEO in the news of the week.
The Legendary Zoltan braves goblins innumerable as he premieres his latest remix from The Secret of Mana, whilst SiliconNooB and KillswitchTool drive Lusipurr to distraction with an overabundance of language not wholly fit for a genteel audience.
Final Fantasy Versus XIII is cancelled, Final Fantasy XV is revealed, and Overclocked Remix’s time has run out in this weeks saltastic news rumours!
Nintendo downclocks their potential, Square Enix’s technology director gibbers like a fool, and the 3DS’ deficiencies are glossed over in this week’s spintacular news segment!
The events of E3 (Tuesday) – Featuring: The felling of Ray Bradbury, Nintendo’s conference, the vileness of John Riccitiello, and the unveiling of Square Enix’s new Final Fantasy engine.
If you are entirely oblivious to the world of video game conventions, then you are a moron. Furthermore, you would not know that today begins the third day of the Tokyo Game Show, which will be wrapping up tomorrow. Unlike this year’s E3 or even the recent Penny Arcade Expo, the amount of news relevant more »
This week brings us news of E3…and not much else. There were a few trivial things, but as I complained to Grandpa Lusipurr, the Internet is too busy sucking E3 penis to bother with anything else, and since we here at Lusipurr.com are not fond of it going in our eye, we have decided to more »
Squeenix Dominates ALL I wish I could apologize for a large chunk of this week’s news being related to Square Enix… but that would not only require admitting that I am wrong (never!) but would also involve there being other worthy news this week. The corporate overlords released their financial numbers this week to find more »