Microsoft’s recent job cuts sees Xbox savaged in Europe, Square Enix serves a C&D to the Final Fantasy Type-0 translation team, and Tales of Phantasia is to be pulled from iOS in the news of the week!
The brilliant metaphysico-theologico-cosmolo-nigologist Lusipurr delivers himself of a lecture on Leibnizian Optimism to his receptive (if beery, and perennially inebriate) pupil, SiliconNooB, demonstrating that this is the best of all possible podcasts.
Cliffy B. whinges at the people who are upset at Facebook’s purchase of Oculus Rift, the Final Fantasy: Type-0 translation gets a final release date, and Flappy Bird owns the month of February in the news of the week!
Everything old is new again when Lusipurr rehires every staff member ever to have worked at Lusipurr.com. Sonic goes fast, much to the delight of panelists SiliconNooB, Durga Syn, and Mel, who are eager to play the Western-only Wii U exclusive.
Sony spends up on exclusive content for PS4, Sony supports the localisation of Japanese content, and the Austalian ratings board once again embarrasses itself terribly in the news of the week!
Atlus is bidden a sorrowful farewell, Type-0 may be heading for the Americas after all, and the Xbone may struggle to output more than a 900p resolution in the news of the week!
Kingdom Hearts III is not actually in development, Square Enix are looking to move away from traditional console game experiences, and Sony are looking to salve the Vita by releasing some unusual Vita SKUs in the news of the week!
Capcom gives Breath of Fire an unwelcome makeover, Xbone’s GPU has been slightly overclocked, and Final Fantasy Type-0 is set to receive an English translation in the news of the week!
Yoichi Wada is junked for poor performance, Wii U is shunned for poor performance, and David Hayter is denied a return performance in the news of the week.
This week, Deimosion and Blitzmage report the news by themselves with disastrous consequences for all concerned. Lusipurr halts the constant inclination toward off-topic discussion, but soon every sentence ends with ‘banana’. Also, hats are advocated.