Nintendo puts together an outlandish new plan to save the Wii U, Microsoft buys Gears of War, and Square Enix lies about Tomb Raider’s deficiencies in the news of the week!
Kingdom Hearts III is not actually in development, Square Enix are looking to move away from traditional console game experiences, and Sony are looking to salve the Vita by releasing some unusual Vita SKUs in the news of the week!
Yoichi Wada is named chairman of the board, Australia’s ratings system is even worse than before, Atlus faces its most dire existential threat, and Silicon Knights/Precursor Games key creative talent has been arrested for being a child pornographer!
Square Enix discloses the sales-targets for Eidos’ ‘failures’, Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon is leaked early due to DRM exploits, and Resident Evil: Revelations HD charges players for ‘Raid Mode’ DLC/’Season pass’ in the news of the week.
Confronted by a dinner bill for ninety-three thousand Pokedollars, Lusipurr is unhinged. But the teachings of renowned existentialist Waluigi bring no succour, for the purple-clad villain has his own philosophical pitfalls prepared for the unwary. Waaaaa!
When a notorious purple octopus and his taciturn friend get an announced XIII-2 DLC release, the podcast panel finds themselves berserked; the announcement of a Theatrhythm release date only adds to the excitement. Lusipurr is forced to purchase remedies.
Enrei gets massive, multiplayer, and ONLINE, Deimosion relates remakes, Reetin is out for FREE, Blitzmage is better in Europe, and Lusipurr has a wish granted. Also, the Lusipurr.com Autumn playthrough of Final Fantasy VIII begins this week!
On July the Fourth, Biggs ignored the American holiday to concentrate on Japan. For Labor Day, the news again revolves around glorious Nippon, but now with added Australia. G’day gozaimasu!
Slab Bulkhead talks portals, Deimosion takes us on a walk through history, Reetin details an apology, Enrei updates us on Minecraft, Blitzmage is alarmed about exclusivity, and Lusipurr announces a price point. Also, Extra Life donations take off!