The panelists arrive–some (much) later than others–to discuss topics including Ubisoft’s avaricious attempts to bilk PSVita gamers, Hulu on 3DS, a free-play weekend that has already gone, and the world’s most accurate Valentine’s Day Present simulator.
This week Valve and Nintendo share their good holiday cheer and sales figures, while Square Enix announce the open beta for their freemium MMORPG, Wakfu.
Torrentfreak have released a list of the year’s top performing illegal downloads, with the PC coming in at first place and the Wii and 360 vying for the honour of being the world’s most pirated home console! But where is the PS3?
Level-5′s promising JRPG Ni no Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch falls flat on debut as Activision’s Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 romps it home in Japan.
Valve announces that Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 will use the Steamworks suite of services. Somewhere in the American South, Oliver Motok just exploded with glee (and other bodily fluids).
As expected of the Lusipurr.com News Tits, Biggs makes masturbation jokes amidst Ubisoft’s money scheming and Square’s music making! Fap fap fantastic!
China exploits your internal organs and your government-required labor, Bobby Kotick enslaves Call of Duty players, and Batman Arkham City gets the addition of a sexy anti-heroine.
The panel eschews pants in favour of light undergarments when a seasonal warm-front surprisingly envelops the entire United States and also Australia. A digeridoo is played to the delight of all, Sony revives PSN, and Lusi tells another gripping tale.