E3 2016 has come and gone, and the panelists offer a concise summary of everything that happened presented in chronological order more concisely and at a speed far greater than at the original conferences–including the untold TRUTH about virtual reality.
As E3 looms on the horizon, Imitanis and SiliconNooB assist Lusipurr in presenting the veritable deluge of industry news, covering everything from game releases to new game announcements to future games in playable preview–AND the Holy Grail is found!
Adeki breaks out his intense ocarina skills to perform ‘Money Man’, a parody of Billy Joel’s ‘Piano Man’, using new words written by Lusipurr about Loser Bracket loser (winner (loser)) Lane, and referencing the events of the Summer of Smash.
With the end of the Summer of Smash, SiliconNooB’s attentions are diverted to other, more Australian, pursuits, including kangaroos, exploding breasts, and inevitable panty-shots, leading Lusipurr to wonder if SN has become a covert SJW paedo-defender!
As new TSM format changes are gradually incorporated to refresh the podcast, Lusipurr details upcoming site features involving unwitting (and unwilling) staff members, with the omnious approach of Bup awaited with both enthusiasm and concern.
With E3 on the horizon, the weekly gaming news evaporates, leaving the normally lubricated Australian more than a little parched. In an effort to stave off SiliconNooB’s impending dessication, Imitanis and Lusipurr douse him with Cricket and literature.
A boozed-up SiliconNooB nearly comes to blows with Lusipurr over a question of the elitist interpretation of art. Meanwhile, rumours suggest Nintendo’s NX is designed to play mobile apps, Capcom learns a lesson, and Lancelot is driven to his wits’ end.
Nintendo all but pulls out of E3, choosing instead to hide under a warm, Mario-print blanket. SiliconNooB and Lusipurr despair, preferring to discuss the Cricket rather than Nintendo’s (mis)fortunes.
With Nintendo’s refusal to show the NX at E3 2016 and their delay of the new Zelda title until 2017, and with PSN itself now more profitable than Nintendo’s entire business operation, SiliconNooB and Lusipurr once again despair for the fate of the Big N.
The Lusipurr.com annual summer fundraiser launches with a twist: donators can select entrants into a Smash Bros. tournament to be held at the beginning of June, with prizes including a book, livestreamed games, and the traditionally miserable Lusireview.