TSM Episode 401: Remastery

By Lusipurr
Final Fantasy VII Remake Trailer Midgar SLIDER

After England’s shock collapse against Bangladesh, panelists SiliconNooB and Adeki join Lusipurr in a discussion about the most successful ways to develop a continuing series, looking at Final Fantasy, Breath of Fire, Wild Arms, Pokemon, and Dragon Quest.

TSM Episode 400: A Trolley Problem

By Lusipurr
A GYME-TROLLEY IS ON A TRACK WHICH WILL CAUSE IT TO COLLIDE WITH FIVE GOBLINS. BY PUSHING THE SWITCH, YOU CAN DIVERT IT ONTO ANOTHER TRACK WHERE IT WILL KILL BUP. INACTION MAKES YOU COMPLICIT IN THE DEATHS OF FIVE GOBLINS. ACTING MAKES YOU THE KILLER OF ONE BUP. HOW DO YOU CHOOSE TO EARN THE RESPECT OF LUSIPURR?

When the Gyme-trolley begins hurtling towards a group of goblins tied to the tracks, Lusipurr must choose whether to divert it onto another track where it will hit Bup, instead. Then, Lusipurr and the goblins record the four hundredth Starlight Megaphone!

TSM Episode 399: Nintendo’s Witch

By Lusipurr
BOO! Uwee hee hee! Coming soon, the Sony CrONE and the Xbox H.A.G.

Lusipurr, Sebastian, and SiliconNooB delve into the biggest stories in a week packed with big stories: in a Halloween manoeuvre, Nintendo’s Witch takes flight; Red Dead Redemption 2 promises new and hilarious bugs; and The Last Guardian is finally done.

TSM Episode 398: Nuts and Dolts

By Lusipurr
The future is a piece of shit.

Lusipurr and Sebastian discuss Super Metroid, the reasons to avoid Virtual Reality, the Apple vs. Microsoft rivalry, great television programmes of the 1980s, and the nutritional content of nuts, in an effort to dissuade Lane from buying out the site.

TSM Episode 397: PS/4 Warp

By Lusipurr
...And certainly much more advanced than ansynchronous impulse.

Lusipurr is joined by SiliconNooB, Adeki, Sebastian, and Imitanis, to discuss the PlayStation 4 and whether its bevy of content and competitive price point make it an attractive consumer proposition despite its lack of asynchronous space warp.

TSM Episode 396: Xbox None

By Lusipurr
Only rarely seen in the wild, the Xbox One is a candidate for addition to the Endangered Species registry.

Lusipurr and SiliconNooB mourn the passing of Max Walker, survey the most important news stories of the week, and then settle into an in-depth examination of the Microsoft Xbox One since its launch in November, 2013.

TSM Episode 394: Le Morte Darthur

By Lusipurr

As the story of Arthur and Camelot draws to an end, and a new beginning, Lusipurr and SiliconNooB turn away from excellent narratives and focus instead on the notably lamentable work found in World of Warcraft, Final Fantasy XV, and Servamp.