Valve continues to prove why they should be the industry standard of how to please your customers, Rift steals some customers for World of Warcraft, Nintendo continues to ignore the internet, and Hideo Kojima talks about something other than himself!
Duke Nukem proves to be legendary vaporware but a not-so-legendary game, Bobby Kotick proves to be a legendary whore, and Japan maintains its place for legendary weirdness.
While Lusipurr.com was not able to attend E3 this year, that does not mean we will spare you from an exhaustive report of the new consoles and new games. Go to the restroom now, you will be reading for a while.
China exploits your internal organs and your government-required labor, Bobby Kotick enslaves Call of Duty players, and Batman Arkham City gets the addition of a sexy anti-heroine.
Lusipurr.com’s News Editor travels to the far away land of Illinois to partake of Chicago’s annual gathering of delightful nerds, Anime Central 2011. With anime, video games, and cosplayers as far as the eye can see, has she returned unscathed?
The continuing struggle of the PlayStation Network frustrates developers, Sweden dislikes possibly underage boob jiggle, Team Fortress gore porn voting begins, and a new reason why Steve Jobs loves crazy cat ladies.
Sony attempts (and fails) at coming back online, underage bronies cost Disney $3M, Modern Warfare 3 is coming and utterly ruined, and Gabe Newell hates rude asshattery on his servers just like the rest of us.
Last week, I wrote that PlayStation Network would be up within the week. I LIED. Or rather, Sony lied to me and in turn I lied to you. I am not sorry for betraying you, but are they? Not really.
If you are one of the many fans who come to Lusipurr.com for its vast quantities of weeaboo bullshit, then you probably know a little bit about Japanese culture and humility. If you know nothing about Japan, let me enlighten your ignorant mind: bowing is srs bzns. So when Sony’s second-in-command, Kazuo Hirai, along with [...]
Happy Easter, citizens of Lusipurr.com! Have you stapled your savior to some wood and celebrated with sugar-coated marshmallows? No? Why not?! While we are talking about the Zombie Jesus, what video game franchises experienced a rebirth this week? As I already blathered on and on about last week, Portal 2 was released a few hours [...]