Editorial: Greenlight Round-Up, Vol. 70

By Bup
2 Comments

What? It is Tuesday already? Crap. Uh, well here are some Steam Greenlight things. Or whatever. As always these “reviews” are written with 100% bias and without actually playing the “games” in question.

Hmmm, should I let the players SEE the characters? Nawwwwww.

Yes, great UI here!

Monstrous Lovers

This is some piece of crap anime love novel. Wow, great another one! Who cares? Oh, you get to date anime monsters? Wow! I still do not care. NEXT!

Best Comment: Bluegoblin: “fuck off whith visual novels”





Why

What.

Freedom Defender

Defend THIS: points to butt.

Best Comment: ChaoticPesme [FR]: “Some subpar tower defense game that should be on kongragate or itch.io.”





So cool and random!

Makes snese.

Beerman

Crap. Just crap.

Best Comment: Slick as Heck: “what the actual fuck is this”

2 Comments

  1. Cari
    Posted 2016.04.12 at 14:27 | Permalink

    It’s so sad that the quality checks don’t seem to help when it comes to Greenlight…

    I don’t mind Visual novels personally but there has been a big flood of them lately.

    Meanwhile one game that DESERVES a spotlight is Stardew Valley. Seriously go play it if you liked Harvest Moon. (Especially if you are gay like me because all the single people are up for grabs regardless of gender.)

  2. Lusipurr
    Posted 2016.04.12 at 19:28 | Permalink

    1. Looks good. Sucks!
    2. Looks like a shitty flash game. Sucks!
    3. Looks like shit. Is shit.

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