You know the drill from here. Steam Greenlight. Crap. “Reviews” written with 100% bias and without actually playing the “games” in question. Yawn.
Hmmm, this looks mighty familiar…
Here is an “update” about this game: “Game graphics updated” What, from “crap” to just “kinda crappy?” “New Graphics!” Oh, you stole some new ones from Minecraft? “Soon Screenshot!” Naw, do not bother! Nobody cares!
Best Comment: Constable Bloimey Chips: “Particle studios, I will legitimately pay you money to never make games again.”
RACIST!
I feel like this game is SUPER racist, but I just do not know why. Maybe it is the title of Super Black: The Game that makes me feel that? Maybe it is the fact that the main character has an afro. Maybe is it because the most “popular” discussion about this game is titled, ” Will I be able to purchase this game with KFC coupons?” Maybe it is all three combined! Maybe nobody cares and nobody should care about anything to do with this crap!
Best Comment: TAEV: “can you play it?”
Where’s that potato?
This game is just a dumbed-down version of Portal. Actually, looking at this game again I think the developer got his ideas from “VR Training” rooms in late-90’s games. You know, the ones that were in EVERY game from that era. They were also super boring, annoying, and required to start any new game. Like, were we supposed to be impressed by these things? That is like being impressed by concrete. Wait, what were we talking about? Oh, this crappy game. No cake? No thanks!
Best Comment: Jesus Fetus: “I thought this was gonna be a game about my fetishes.”
