Remember that “Doge” meme? Haha yeah, me too. I am just trying to think of anything that will bring me joy. My life is horrible and I am dead inside.
NUN-ya business!
WAS -The Hourglass of Lepidoptera
“The keyword for this game is dystopia.” More like the “keyword” is “disgusting.” This is basically just a crappy, anime dating simulator that is trying to pass off as a legitimate game. However, as we all know, anime is garbage and so are dating sims. I cannot wait to experience the “high drama” of touching some anime babe who looks like she is 12 and having her squeal as if I am stabbing her in the heart. I mean, that is love, right? Oh, and this game not only needs Steam Greenlight support, but was also on Kickstarter. If you want to get even more disgusted with this game, and life in general, just check out how much this game raised on Kickstarter. The developers originally asked for $10,000 and, with nine days left, has raised over $41,000. Some people have way too much money.
Score: Anime boobs/10
Best Comment: -Rage’- bLacKouT: “animes? useless!”
Oh, I think that one dot just pushed the other dot over. And here comes another dot. I think that’s the referee.
Want to play soccer, but without any of the rules or structure? Want to not be able to understand what is happening on the field because every player and the “ball” itself look almost exactly the same? Want to not have fun with a videogame? If so, then Super Sec Soccer is the perfect game! The only good thing about this game is that each match is only 90 seconds, so one does not have to endure this garbage for very long. This game is basically just The Purge, but with less murders. Well, maybe less murders. I have a sneaking suspicion that even just a few seconds of this will cause murderous intentions. Supposedly one can switch between players on the field but I can not fathom how one would do this, as every player looks exactly alike. I guess it does not really matter, since no one will play this anyway.
Score: GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL/10
Best Comment: -Rage’- bLacKouT: “worst game”
I have no clue what I’m supposed to be looking at here.
The only good thing about this game is that I have become a “Master” of “Dodging” it.
Score: MS Paint/10
Best Comment: -Rage’- bLacKouT: “ı cant play this games -_- but vote up!”
