Editorial: Top Five BEST Miley Cyrus Tweets

We all know her, we ALL love her. Here I have compiled the five BEST tweets by Lusipurr.com’s favorite musician Miley Cyrus. It was hard to choose just five, but I managed to do it! Enjoy and remember to like, comment, and subscribe for more amazing content from the #1 Miley Cyrus fansite: Lusipurr.com!

Tongue? More like FUNgue!

Tongue? More like FUNgue!

Wow. First off, Miley really should have gone into writing novels and not just her amazing music. I do not think I have ever read anything better written in my entire life. Not only is this incredibly literate and easy to read, Miley makes a very good point here. What that point is, I have no clue. My tiny brain is nothing compared to Miley’s mega-mind. However, I am sure the meaning behind this tweet makes one rethink their entire life philosophy.

Twerking is my werking.

Twerking is my werking.

We all know that Miley is famous for three things: her amazing ability to tear at the very heart and soul of anyone who listens to her music, her tongue, and twerking. I know as one of the biggest Miley fans in the world (this HAS been proven officially, so back off VANESSA!) I have spent many nights trying to perfect my twerking skills just like all of you dear readers. Nothing I do can compare to Miley’s ability to twerk, yet always seem classy at the same time. As you can see, even her father Billy Ray supports her twerking ability. I just wish my father was as supportive about this fansite as Miley’s dad is with her twerking.

Ohhhh it means "A Fuck!" I get it now!

Ohhhh it means “A Fuck!” I get it now!

Once again Miley hits the nail on the head with this one! After seeing this tweet I decided to change my entire life around and not “give AF” most of the time. What exactly the “AF” stands for, I have yet to figure out. Knowing Miley it probably means “Apple Fruit” or like “Abercrombie and Fitch” or something like that. Either way, it is thought provoking and genius. I hope all of you readers remember to not give “AF” from time to time.

R.I.P. Paul Walker

R.I.P. Paul Walker

I would like all reading this to hold a moment of silence for the death of Paul Walker. Thank you. It is good to see a celebrity of Miley’ status think of others during what was this national tragedy. I think we can all safely assume that Miley twerked one out for Walker in his memory. This tweet makes me wonder if Miley and Paul were friends before his death, and I believe the answer is yes. If I was in Walker’s shoes, I know I would LOVE to be friends with Miley! She is just so much fun!

Sexi boiz

Sexi boiz

The final tweet is something I think we can all connect with. Who among us has not woken up from a dream involving a super hot guy (or girl lol) and been disappointed that it was just a dream! I know I have! Do not worry, Miley! Your Prince Charming is out there somewhere! Perhaps he is one of the writers at Lusipurr.com (hint hint)? The little kitty cat at the end is so cute! I knew Miley loves cats and that just makes her even better!

Wow, I can not believe I was able to pick just five tweets for this list! Let me know in the comments if there were any you feel should have been added, or just comment with your thoughts on this thoughtful article. I hope it helped expand your minds and made you realize a little bit about yourself. Have a big one, readers!

11 Comments

  1. Ferchu
    Posted 2014.04.01 at 12:58 | Permalink

    My God, I feel like my head is about to explode

  2. Wolfe
    Posted 2014.04.01 at 13:54 | Permalink

    These tweets reaffirm the conviction that my antisocial lifestyle has been for the best.

  3. Lusipurr
    Posted 2014.04.01 at 15:17 | Permalink

    Miley loves CATS and that makes her awesome and also ALWAYS RIGHT. I love Miley Cyrus.

    And that’s why, from now on, Lusipurr.com is the internet’s SOURCE for Miley Cyrus news.

    Look forward to Miley Cyrus news from NOW ON. IT IS DECIDED.

  4. Wolfe
    Posted 2014.04.01 at 16:45 | Permalink

    *Quietly takes Lusipurr.com off his bookmarks list.*

  5. Ferchu
    Posted 2014.04.01 at 16:53 | Permalink

    I actually forgot what day is today xD

  6. Lusipurr
    Posted 2014.04.01 at 16:58 | Permalink

    @Ferchu: Of course, it is important to remember that today is MILEY CYRUS DAY! Lusipurr.com has been preparing for it, and as we convert to Miley Cyrus news and reviews, you’ll be able to expect a lot more of MILEY CYRUS than this!

  7. Ferchu
    Posted 2014.04.01 at 17:44 | Permalink
  8. James 'Gyme' Pagel
    Posted 2014.04.01 at 23:47 | Permalink

    Paul Walker was a pedophile and I am glad he is gone.

  9. Ferchu
    Posted 2014.04.02 at 13:03 | Permalink

    Gyme – whould you believe that You should play FFX because it will give you good health?

  10. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2014.04.02 at 14:15 | Permalink

    AF clearly stands for ‘April Fools’. Miley Cyrus does not give out April Fools japes and related tomfoolery, because she is a serious musician.

  11. Lusipurr
    Posted 2014.04.02 at 18:26 | Permalink

    Inded; Miley Cyrus is a talented and gifted artiste, and we should not hesitate to recognise it.