The New Lusipurr.com Offices for 2014!
In an extended length podcast recorded in A.D. 214, Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, Sabin, Blitzmage, Gyme, and Mel ready poetry, give away prizes, hand out annual awards, and lament the 5-0 Ashes whitewash. Happy new year!
Dean: 'Mr Runescape'*fingers crossed* I hope I won the drawing!!
(Downloading the podcast now)
LusipurrSpoilers: You didn’t.
WolfeHe’d just want some HD version of Runescape anyways.
Lusipurr@Wolfe: RUNESCAPE ISN’T NEW!
James 'Gyme' PagelI believe Deanscape has left Runescape for his new love, Rift.
Dancing MattThank you for the semi-sonnet; I do enjoy a good anticlimax. I just didn’t think to donate $14 at the time.
Lusipurr@DancingMatt: There’s always next-time!
DiceAdmiralINFO 2014 BLAST!
On this week’s panel:
Lusipurr http://lusipurr.com/contact-staff/lusipurr/
Mel http://lusipurr.com/contact-staff/andrew-melcon/
Sabin “Is it a Stuffed bear?” https://twitter.com/sabin1001
Gyme http://lusipurr.com/contact-staff/james-pagel/
SiliconNooB http://lusipurr.com/contact-staff/julian-taylor/
Blitzmage http://lusipurr.com/contact-staff/pierson-stone/
Australia Sweeps England in Ashes
http://uk.reuters.com/article/2014/01/05/uk-cricket-ashes-idUKBREA0201M20140105
Listener email
I also jumped ship from CatFancy to the much more entertaining LusiCast and never looked back.
Also, this is email is hilarious. Good work LemmingStew!
LusiPoems
My ear for verse is not so great, so I’ll ask Lusi to post these rather than try to transcribe them myself. The sonnet was really amazing. I should have donated for one.
WORST OF THE YEAR!
SiliconNoob
Worst Nintendo Game: Wonderful 101
Worst Sony Game: Knack
Worst PC Game: War Z
Worst Mobile Game: FF: All of the Bravest
Worst Software Developer: EA
Worst Hardware Developer: Microsoft
MEL
Worst Nintendo Game: COD Ghosts
Worst Sony Game: Aliens Colonial Marines
Worst PC Game: Aliens Colonial Marines
Worst Microsoft Game: Aliens Colonial Marines
Worst Mobile Game: FF: All of the Bravest
Worst Software Developer: Square Enix
Worst Hardware Developer: Microsoft
Ethos
Worst Mobile Game: Plants vs Zombies 2
Worst Software Developer: EA
Worst Hardware Developer: Microsoft
Blitzmage
Worst Nintendo Game: Sonic the Lost World
Worst Sony Game: Knack
Worst PC Game: War Z
Worst Microsoft Game: Kinect
Worst Mobile Game: Any Ubisoft Companion App
Worst Software Developer: EA
Worst Hardware Developer: Nintendo
Imitanis
Worst Nintendo Game: Sonic
Worst Sony Game: Walking Dead Survival Instinct
Worst PC Game: Godus
Worst Microsoft Game: Aliens Colonial Marines
Worst Mobile Game: FF: All of the Bravest
Worst Software Developer: Double Fine
Worst Hardware Developer: Nintendo
Sabin
Worst Nintendo Game: Pikmin 3
Worst Sony Game: Knack?
Worst PC Game: Sim City
Worst Microsoft Game: Ryse
Worst Mobile Game: Star Command
Lusipurr
Worst Nintendo Game: Wonderful 101 /Pikmin 3
Worst Sony Game: Knack
Worst Microsoft Game: Ryse
Worst Software Developer: EA
Worst Hardware Developer: Microsoft
Gyme
Worst Nintendo Game: Pokemon Rumble U
Worst Sony Game: COD Ghosts
Worst Microsoft Game: Forza 5
Worst Mobile Game: FF: All the Bravest
Worst Software Developer: EA
Worst Hardware Developer: Microsoft
OVERALL:
Worst Game of the year: FF: All of the Bravest
Squeenix Censors Bravely Default
http://www.cinemablend.com/games/Bravely-Default-Censorship-Upsetting-All-Wrong-Reasons-61392.html
Popcap founder leaves
http://blogs.seattletimes.com/brierdudley/2014/01/02/popcap-execs-leaving-co-founder-taking-over/
Tidus get his just reward
http://lusipurr.com/2014/01/04/news-tidus-has-no-head-for-blitzball/
AND The podcast has now jumped the rails…
Assorted stories
http://observationdeck.io9.com/mike-krauhik-aka-gabe-from-penny-arcade-announces-pax-1492836700
http://www.redgamingtech.com/white-liquid-leaking-from-the-xbox-one-cause-unknown/
Game winners for 2013
Billy Becker
Scott Mundy
Congrats I guess…
Lusicom is hiring
http://lusipurr.com/2014/01/01/announcement-2014-hiring-drive/
DiceAdmiralSide note: this was one of the most entertaining podcasts in a long time. Keep up the good work gents (and I use the word in the loosest possible meaning)!
Lusipurr@DA: Thanks. Sometimes we make shit and people love it. This one was, actually, something we thought was good.
James 'Gyme' PagelToo bad Lusi didn’t include the Skype chat. That is where the real magic happened.
WolfeThis really was one of the best eps in a while. It’s always a blast when you get Chris on. He’s like your polar opposite, who just deflects your collective outrage. It’s terribly amusing, from a listener’s perspective.
That said, I’m glad the site’s future has some assurance, and look forward to seeing what sort of lackeys you pick up this year. Dude who wrote the letter praising Julian is right though. He’s a staple of the site now, bolt his feet to the ground the moment he starts looking at the door.
Dean: 'Mr Runescape'Podcast #110 hurts my ears… :( (That is the only episode I haven’t listened to it :L )
I sincerely wish I never, ever mentioned Runescape!!
And Gyme is right. Rift is soooo much better!!
Ethan 'Ethos' PipherIt’s truly strange to remember when Julian was only a reader here.
Andrew 'Mel' MelconSTOP mentioning Runescape! We don’t play that game!
James 'Gyme' PagelSorry Riftscape Dean, but I’m pretty sure we don’t play Rift either.
Julian 'SiliconNooB' TaylorQuit it, dude, I don’t play Rift!
Dean: 'Mr Runescape'Does everything I say sound like: RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, RIFT, bitches! To you guys?
Dean: 'Mr RiftBitch'Changed my username to something more appropriate. :)
James 'Gyme' PagelLusipurr.com: A website where you get made fun of because of the games you play, not your sexuality.
Dean: 'Mr Runescape'I’d rather you lot call me faggot (I don’t give a shit what people call me, I even call myself a faggot) than judge me on the MMO’s I play.
Ethan 'Ethos' PipherSecond Stone, you will soon (or not so soon) learn that being a part of this community is necessarily a lesson in taking yourself less seriously, even if you already think you don’t take yourself very seriously. Lusipurr.com will prove you wrong.
LusipurrDon’t hold your breath.
Julian 'SiliconNooB' Taylor
Julian 'SiliconNooB' TaylorTried and failed to embed this…
[You forgot to put quote marks around your url! -Ed.]
LusipurrI do not understand that picture.
Dean: 'Mr Runescape'That is brilliant Julian! :P
I figured that Ethos. :)
Ethan 'Ethos' PipherAlso see the South Park episode regarding the sort of folk who ride loud motorcycles.
James 'Gyme' Pagel@Julian: I may have just peed my pants.
@Ethos: I hate those fags.
