After much debate on how to properly celebrate the ancient life of Grandpa Lusipurr, his faithful readers came to the conclusion that the answer was not to send him a box of pictures of their dicks with ribbon tied around them. Instead, as a way of thanks for the site he has created and the many hours he spends every week toiling over podcasts for our enjoyment, a group of such readers contacted me about creating a special birthday podcast. So we began recording…and then quickly realized that we are just evil and subjecting Lusipurr to the same thing he subjects us to every week. Though rest assured, we now understand that warm and special feeling Cooper gets when he has to edit out Lady Gaga news and fart noises every week. Except we left in most of the dick jokes.
So ladies and gentlemen, brace for impact: it’s the Lusipurr.com Birthday Wankfest! We’re sorry!