Capcom makes Resident Evil 7 into a walking simulator, alleged Square Enix insider leaks disastrous information about Final Fantasy XV’s development, and Square Enix seemingly confirms these rumours in the news of the week!
With E3 on the horizon, the weekly gaming news evaporates, leaving the normally lubricated Australian more than a little parched. In an effort to stave off SiliconNooB’s impending dessication, Imitanis and Lusipurr douse him with Cricket and literature.
Nintendo is to start making movies, EA looks to make inroads into the action genre, and Capcom looks to turn back the clock with Resident Evil 7 in the news of the week!
A boozed-up SiliconNooB nearly comes to blows with Lusipurr over a question of the elitist interpretation of art. Meanwhile, rumours suggest Nintendo’s NX is designed to play mobile apps, Capcom learns a lesson, and Lancelot is driven to his wits’ end.
PSVR will cost $500, I Am Setsuna has been given a release window in the West, Treehouse translations are regarded as trash by Capcom at GDC, and a smackeral of Yurikuma Arashi makes for a sweet treat in the news of the week!
When Nintendo replaces the Fire Emblem: Fates script with the output from a meme generator, SiliconNooB demands that Treehouse be destroyed. Lusipurr, always more circumspect, suggests a political solution: the formation of a true Lusipurrean Empire.
Capcom dusts off their classic franchises, Xbone cannot hang on to its exclusives, Nintendo goes Amiibo crazy with Twilight Princess, and Dimension W promises unlimited energy in the news of the week!
Lusipurr and SiliconNooB try to discuss the Spring game selection, but end up talking about anime instead. Mighty No. 9 is delayed, and the history of the Saxons, Gaels, Picts, and Normans are detailed on the back of an England victory in South Africa!
Nintendo has cut even more content from Fire Emblem Fates, Capcom admit to kowtowing to SJWs, Mighty No. 9 gets delayed again, and Erased turns back time in the news of the week!
Whilst Merlin and Arthur discuss justice on the battlements, Lusipurr and SiliconNooB discuss underboob in the basement. South Africa rebounds in the Cricket, anime Star Trains are compared, and Final Fantasy XV gains the mechanics of Animal Crossing.