Final Fantasy XV is renewed for another season (pass) despite the interestingness of its presentation, the origin of the Jellybean language is discussed in detail, the Cricket Championship winners are announced, and the sun begins to set on Camelot.
Keiji Inafune’s Xbone exclusive is downgraded to a budget title, six million people own a copy of Final Fantasy XIV, and Capcom are back to their old tricks in the news of the week!
In the year 21XX, X and Zero face down the malevolent Sigma and his army of Reploids. Is this first Mega Man game on the Super Nintendo worthy to bear the classic name of the much-loved franchise? Or is it a pale imitation of the original blue bomber?
Capcom makes Resident Evil 7 into a walking simulator, alleged Square Enix insider leaks disastrous information about Final Fantasy XV’s development, and Square Enix seemingly confirms these rumours in the news of the week!
With E3 on the horizon, the weekly gaming news evaporates, leaving the normally lubricated Australian more than a little parched. In an effort to stave off SiliconNooB’s impending dessication, Imitanis and Lusipurr douse him with Cricket and literature.
Nintendo is to start making movies, EA looks to make inroads into the action genre, and Capcom looks to turn back the clock with Resident Evil 7 in the news of the week!
A boozed-up SiliconNooB nearly comes to blows with Lusipurr over a question of the elitist interpretation of art. Meanwhile, rumours suggest Nintendo’s NX is designed to play mobile apps, Capcom learns a lesson, and Lancelot is driven to his wits’ end.
PSVR will cost $500, I Am Setsuna has been given a release window in the West, Treehouse translations are regarded as trash by Capcom at GDC, and a smackeral of Yurikuma Arashi makes for a sweet treat in the news of the week!
When Nintendo replaces the Fire Emblem: Fates script with the output from a meme generator, SiliconNooB demands that Treehouse be destroyed. Lusipurr, always more circumspect, suggests a political solution: the formation of a true Lusipurrean Empire.
Capcom dusts off their classic franchises, Xbone cannot hang on to its exclusives, Nintendo goes Amiibo crazy with Twilight Princess, and Dimension W promises unlimited energy in the news of the week!