Bup forces Mel to compose a review for blind people. Mel tries his best to accomodate. Does Mel pull it off? Is Bup insane? Deadline, dollar sign?
In an article referencing Friedrich Nietzsche, Robert Jordan, Vladimir Horowitz, Mark Twain, Alice in Wonderland, Isambard Kingdom Brunel, Doki!Doki! PreCure, and Kurt Waldheim, Lusipurr reviews Eternal Sonata.
Ethos beat Majora’s Mask 3D after playing through it slowly for a few weeks and decided to write two thousand words about it. Yikes. For those in a rush, here is the quick version: The game is still good. The 3DS makes it better.
This week Bup takes time off from his fake-game reviews to look at a recently released game. So recent it came out the day this is posted! Wow! It’s good to be the king!
Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker is something of an unexpected spin-off, but that does not prevent it from being a creative delight. Ethos reviews the game after the click.
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U has finally arrived, but Ethos has already been playing it for three weeks. Therefore he wrote a review for anybody hoping to confirm their hype for the game. The only thing left to do is click and read.
Weyland-Yutani is up to their HILARIOUS antics again in Alien: Isolation, reviewed by everyone’s favorite Bup! Expect lots of ACME-made contraptions, safes falling on heads, and terrifying alien creatures skewering people with spiked tails.
Mel reviews the newest entry in Nintendo’s brawler franchise as it has been adapted for the handheld environment. How has the gameplay transitioned and how does the new content on offer fare? Give it a read and be better informed!
“Objection!” “Hold it!” “Get over here!” Wait, wrong game. Sorry!
Martial Arts take a lifetime to truly master, but with One Finger Death Punch, any of them can be used at will to demolish scores of stick figures with complete and utter impunity!