When Final Fantasy XV fails, Tabata disseminates fake news and creates an internet survey about Squeenix’s game development. Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, and Adeki duly complete the survey, only to discover what they knew all along: Adeki is a Hufflepuff.
Captain Cook resigns as Final Fantasy XV founders and the launch of the Switch looms, causing SiliconNooB and Lusipurr to wonder whether the fortunes of English Cricket and the Japanese video game industry are intertwined as magically as the Switch dock.
Heartened by warm breezes from the sunny lands of Anime and Cricket, and aided by the metaphorical seamanship of SiliconNooB and Sebahamut, Lusipurr takes a deep breath and steers the podcast once more into the largely uncharted waters of Consumer Advice.
With Lusipurr distracted by Dragon Quest VIII and a plate full of blueberry pancakes, Adeki, Imitanis, and SiliconNooB break into the company larder and make off with the Presidential Mutton Supply, resultling in a building-wide lockdown and mutton-hunt.
When Reggie ‘The Fatuous Fathead’ Fils-Aime opens his ever-swelling face to belch forth more insultingly obvious lies, SiliconNooB grabs his Australian pitchfork and gathers the village to arms, marching them across the Great Australian Desert and to war!
Late is the hour and long overdue the messenger when Nintendo’s Witch is at last revealed, and the English-speaking peoples of Britannia, Australia, and Her Majesty’s American Colonies unite together as of one voice in condemnation: Burn the Witch!
With the dawning of a frosty (or scalding, if Australian) new year, the staff’s resolution to focus on positivity and optimism is sorely tested by a string of abhorrent scandals, running the gamut from crowdfunded deception to underage solicitation.
It is the new year in Australia when Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, Adeki, and Sebastian reflect upon the worst of 2016. Attempting to foster a sense of optimism for the year 2017, the panelists’ efforts begin well, but quickly go awry thanks to Nintendo.
At the Lusipurr.com offices, Christmas dawns once more with Sebastian, Adeki, and Lusipurr nestled all snug at their desks. A tale of Snarks and Boojums is told, along with a round-up of seasonal games, Christmas bargains, and a Humble Bundle FAQ.
Lusipurr.com finally numerically surpasses CatFancy on Australian Christmas Day. And with the dawning of Christmas in the east (or west, if you prefer), Lusipurr and SiliconNooB enjoy a conversational ramble through anime, video games, and Cricket.