In an article referencing Friedrich Nietzsche, Robert Jordan, Vladimir Horowitz, Mark Twain, Alice in Wonderland, Isambard Kingdom Brunel, Doki!Doki! PreCure, and Kurt Waldheim, Lusipurr reviews Eternal Sonata.
In an effort to prevent Lusipurr enjoying his pizza, SiliconNooB harasses him with constant gibberings and dribblings of a news- and cricket-related nature. Then, adding insult to the injury, Bup arrives on the scene, necessitating even more shouting.
When England goes down to one of the worst defeats in ODI history, SiliconNoob, Imitanis, and Mel rush to console Lusipurr with pictures from Wal*Mart. Traumatised, the Dear Leader takes to his bed. But worse, Scottish defeats loom just around the corner.
When Peter Molyneux belches forth a veritable avalanche of fibs, untruths, falsehoods, deceits, tall tales, and straight-up lies, the industry holds him to account, exposing, beyond doubt, the untrustworthiness of gaming’s most infamous charlatan.
Lusipurr and SiliconNooB board the FellowShip Enterprise, and beam down with Capt. Reynolds, Mr. Snape, and Dr. Who to Hill Valley, 12 November, 1955, to defeat the Eye of Voldemort and Darth Tannen, who are trying to use the One Wand to rule the galaxy.
Fresh on the heels of the development of Zestria, Lusipurr Labs produces another vital and useful product: Imitanus, for your anus. SiliconNooB and Imitanis test the product and its application facilities, which are very popular with lorry drivers.
Zestria? Banana week? Lusipurr Towers 1 and 2? Who even knows? Who even listens?
Drafted by the unanimous vote of the readers, Imitanis is sucked into being Lusipurr’s Garrison Moneybag. Before they set off on new Adventures in Warcraft, they are joined by Bup for an informative discussion about the effects cross-platform development.
SiliconNooB and Imitanis join Lusipurr in a representation of three great English-speaking centres of world culture: Britain, North America, and Australia, in a podcast designed to urge Imitanis to play more Warcraft with Lusipurr for glory and mounts.
In the first podcast of 2015, Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, and Mel distribute gifts to a lucky reader and staff member. Then, reflecting on the possibility of felicity in the New Year, plans are made for magnificent new Lusipurr.com endeavours and offices.