After the power returns, Lusipurr and SiliconNooB, fed up with the continuous, appalling appreciation of Kurt Cobains, set about educating listeners on the meaningless and juvenile message which lies behind the dirty and unkempt superficiality of Nirvana.
After SquareEnix decides once again to make JRPGs, Lusipurr and SiliconNooB discuss the death of franchises and conclude that, living in the best of all possible worlds, the expiration of Castlevania and Mega Man were necessary for Flappy Bird to succeed.
The brilliant metaphysico-theologico-cosmolo-nigologist Lusipurr delivers himself of a lecture on Leibnizian Optimism to his receptive (if beery, and perennially inebriate) pupil, SiliconNooB, demonstrating that this is the best of all possible podcasts.
Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, Durga Syn, and Imitanis open the heavy tomes of LusiProphecy to reveal the fate of the video game industry–dark times lie in store for a world already made supplicant to the evil desires of Cyrus Bieber, villain and antichrist.
Lusipurr.com presents Springtime for Spira: A Final Fantasy X playthrough!
Lusipurr and SiliconNooB suit up and plumb the depths of Lady Gaga news and Miley Cyrus news in an effort to forestall any Bup-based disruptions, but the Australian Sempahore gives out and Lusipurr is forced to employ secret technologies to save the day.
Microsoft’s refusal to build datacentres in Africa is to blame when Titanfall fails to fall and sorrow strikes South Africa. Durga Syn and Regg join Lusipurr in a Bono-inspired attempt to lighten the hearts of a distressed and downtrodden people.
Bup drops in to help out Lusipurr and SiliconNooB with the seemingly impossible task of reporting the news. Rebecca Black suddenly arrives to show off her latest hair-style, and everyone else is improbably absent for the job of reporting the weekly news.
Lusipurr, editing the podcast several days later, cannot remember what transpired during its recording. Insulated by his ignorance, he fabricates the details: Durga Syn explodes, knocking out both Regg and Mel, but Brock sends in Geodude for the win!
Lusipurr develops a fascination with 1992 Genesis post-apocalyptic action driving game Outlander, whilst panelists Bup, Imitanis, Blitzmage, Gyme, Mel, and Brock battle it out for the right to ride shotgun, enjoying the dulcet tones of Miley Cyrus.