SiliconNooB is pleased to report that the PlayStation 3 has finally outstripped the XBox 360 in terms of total hardware units shipped, Lusipurr exults in the announcement of a new Pokemon generation for the 3DS, and Ignatius Reilly sells all his hot dogs.
SiliconNooB plunks down a bundle as part of the Academic Punchbeginner© and, as a result, Bup rises from the earth to wreak a mighty interviewing vengeance upon Lusipurr, revealing for once and all the deepest and darkest secrets of the black-caped man.
Lusipurr invents the Punchbeginner without any help at all from Blitzmage, much to the chagrin of the latter. Feeling that the Red Menace has grown too big for his boots, SiliconNooB puts his foot down and, with the aid of Deimosion, victory is a shoe-in.
This week, Deimosion and Blitzmage report the news by themselves with disastrous consequences for all concerned. Lusipurr halts the constant inclination toward off-topic discussion, but soon every sentence ends with ‘banana’. Also, hats are advocated.
Confronted by a dinner bill for ninety-three thousand Pokedollars, Lusipurr is unhinged. But the teachings of renowned existentialist Waluigi bring no succour, for the purple-clad villain has his own philosophical pitfalls prepared for the unwary. Waaaaa!
Lusipurr has ruined RPGamer’s podcast one too many times, and the staff of RPGamer finally take matters into their own hands, turning the tables on Lusi and his minions. Sabin hosts, with guest panelists Paws and Firemyst, in this CatFancy-Crossover-Cast!
In an effort to bring the latest POSITIVE and UPLIFTING news to gamers, Deimosion and Lusipurr hijack the Trans-Pacific Cable normally reserved for Australian use. In a Lusipurr.com first, the news is almost entirely good: great games are on the horizon!
Chris Privitere makes a guest appearance to remind everyone that EA Origin is fine now, resident Pokexpert Deimosion has an armful of Black/White 2 news, and SiliconNooB is driven to distraction when a watercooler lacks sufficient architectural beauty.
Amidst reports of news good and bad about DLC and on-disc content, RootBeerKing receives an urgent message: the marching band rehearsal has been moved from Tuesday to Monday, 19 March. Ordered to tell everyone, he complies by using 4Chan and the internet.
DurgaSyn counts ‘em all, SiliconNooB has buyer’s remorse, RootBeerKing is coming out, Reetin is working for a Christmas release, Emmori is shocked, Enrei is Indie, Deimosion gets litigious, and Lusipurr makes a statement. Also: optimism ABOUNDS!