Julian ‘SiliconNooB’ Taylor

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juliantaylor (at) lusipurr (dot) com

Julian Taylor

Julian Taylor

Nickname: SiliconNooB

Birthday: 7 June

Job Class: Warrior

Favorite Game: Final Fantasy X

Favorite Genre: Japanese role-playing game

First System: Nintendo Entertainment System

Current Systems: Nintendo 3DS, iOS, Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 3, PlayStation Portable, PlayStation Vita, Wii, Wii U

Twitter: SiliconNooB

Gaming Contacts
Nintendo 3DS: 4983 5604 0198
Wii U: SiliconNooB

Bio
In the Dream Time one man dared steal FOSTER’S from the darkie gods, for his troubles he was afforded with the honorific ‘Robert Foster’. Foster set about plying the amber fluid far and wide, primarily as a means to sow his yeast with the young ladies of rival tribes, and before long had a mighty brood of beer swilling spawn. Fearing Robert Foster’s virile potency, the darkie gods struck him down with severe flatulence, and afflicted him with the terrible need to play the didgeriedoo …

… Chicks however dig musicians, and from his loins sprung modern Australia.

As a child of Robert Foster (as indeed are we all children of Robert Foster) I grew up drinking and farting on a small AUSTRALIAN SEMAPHORE station two and a half thousand bottlecaps north-east of the township of Old Wang. as far back as I can recall I have been an avid gamer, primarily as a means to pad out my drinking sessions. When not drinking in front of my NES I could usually be found drinking at FOSTER’S Primary School, and later FOSTER’S HIGH SCHOOL. Until recently I had been drinking at FOSTER’S University, where I quaffed a Diploma of Advanced Brewery, and minored in Mustache Wearing For Men.