When Lusipurr begins an audit of the books, he discovers a terrible error: Imitanis has been stealing the Literature Corner for months! After several redactions, corrections, and updates, a reappropriation ensures that SiliconNooB gets his just desserts.
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I hate to say this, but I agree with Lusi. Super Paper Mario is the only good paper Mario game. Also it is one of the best Wii games and one of the best Nintendo games of the 2000s.
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@Lusi, you don’t care for The Thousand Year Door? I’ve heard almost only good things about that.
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Info Blast grabs a calculator
This week’s panel
Imitanis Big Spenda’
Mel
Blitzmage
Lusipurr can’t addDonators
Cumulative total record holder:Imitanis,Silicon NoobBrettsuoImitanis
Single Donation record holder:BrettsuoImitanis
Damnit Lusi! Get your act together!Donators eligible for drawing (12):
[I’m going to update your list with the information from our Spreadsheet. As such, it will be in the form of Christian name followed by initial of surname, in the order of donation. -Lusi]
Greg H.
John V.
Matthew D.
John M.
Brett W.
Aram Z.
Peter V.
Billy B.
Les E.
Martin B.
Jeremy V.
Simon H.Feature: Select-A-Misery
Everyone Vote! Last Round!Lunar Dragon Song
This is probably the worst RPG I’ve ever played, and I use the word played loosely. The combat system doesn’t even let you make choices, running drains your HP, you have to choose between fighting for experience or for items, the later of which you require to advance the plot which, in the the first several hours is entirely fetch quests. In retrospect we should have voted this for the select-a-misery. I refuse to even link to reviews of this as I have failed to find even one that comes close to adequately portraying how terrible this game really is. $3 is far too much to pay for this game.Cricket Stumping
This is a little helpful, but does little to help my understanding of the game.Google buys Twitch
We’re moving back towards the huge monopoly companies that we had in the early 20th century. They will just be tech gurus and not steel magnates this time.Crytek not going out of business?
Well, they’re transitioning from in-business to out-of-business, so that’s a pretty accurate descriptor.XBone available in China
It was bound to happen sooner or later. It’s just annoying that it’s the silly XBone. I guess the Chinese gov’t might be on board to use the kinect.The Last of Us Movie
So, the story is a direct adaptation. Who is this movie for? People who played the game will be bored, those who want to play it (myself included) would rather play the story than watch it, and people who don’t even know about the game will probably not really care about the property without some seriously big marketing bucks.Woahhhh The halfway point!
GoG adds Linux support
Linux is great for (non-.NET) development and has a cute penguin mascot, otherwise it’s not especially noteworthy.Sony settles on hack
I’d totally forgotten that this was even a thing.Hooker dumps in New York’s Love Canal
I couldn’t pass up that link text setup. I’m not even sorry.Square Enix CTO departs
I’m not sure anything SE does really interests me any more.Post E3 Intent to buy Poll shows Wii U highest rise
From 1% interest to 5% interest is a 500% increase for example. No wonder this is the result.Silicon Noob/Imitanis Literature Corner
Funny stuff this week!Imitanis Gaming Moment
This week I played Dungeon Petz. It is a game about managing a pet shop that sells bizzare, cute, silly or monstrous “Petz” to prospective buyers who all want something different. Some buyers want diseased creatures, some want hungry creatures or playful creatures and some want creatures that poop a lot. Your main task is to manage your family of Imps to go shopping for cages, petz, food, playthings and a variety of other things and trying to keep your menagerie happy for exhibitions and upcoming buyers. It’s pretty fun trying to bid on actions and not be left with starving animals because you went for a cage and the other players took all of the food. Recommended!
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@Lusi: That that doesn’t explain why they don’t take a different spin on the story or setting. They will make less money for each person who already played the game and isn’t interested in seeing it a second time, not to mention people who will dismiss it altogether for being a video game adaptation.
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@Lusi: While I don’t 100% agree I can mostly concede your point. I’m having trouble outlining my arguments without basically creating something that people complain about video game movies for. Solution: Gamers will not be happy with adaptations, don’t try to please them at all and just make entertaining films.
Thanks for the update on the donation list. I’ll try and keep my list up to date as you read new donations.
I’m bothered by “bekuz pour litarazy uz kewl” most times too, but I won’t let it keep me away from playing quality games. Especially when they’re designed by Vlaada Chvátil. He makes amazing games.
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@Lusi: I guess if you can get some entertainment for the podcast from it then maybe $3 is a worthwhile price. Even so, it’s a very terrible game.
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why is your forever sandwich steaming and has corn randomly in it Lusi?
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Hey, at least he (presumably) capitalized your name and used ending punctuation.
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I was very much there as well for your FF3 night till the end Lusi. Was doing inventory at work at something like 2am in the morning streaming on my phone with headphones.
Echidna was rough, as was the Dark Cloud, more so, obviously. A small part of me was being a douche in my head going “remember when I said the Final Dungeon sucked worse than anything FF1 had to offer” BUT, it got out of hand with the bad luck and bullshit. Too out of hand. I was damn pleased when Echidna was downed, kudos.
If I don’t catch the next FFIII stream live (maybe I already missed it), I will watch the replay on Twitch.
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I do not think I’ve ever heard you swear as much as you did during that stream in the history of listening to anything you’re a member of, aka since beginning of rpgcast.
You should let loose more often like that ;)
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My early experiences with this game echoes very much what happened during the stream. What I ended up doing was increasing the FPS, which increases speed not actual fps in Nesticle (for several playthroughs over the years) and farming Bahumut’s cave. Easy monsters, mass experience and skill levels. Within one-two hours, you have two ninjas and two sages with enough skill points to be considered immortal to The Cloud of Darkness. Short cut, kill off the two ninjas and have the two sages just summon or cast meteo(r) in that dungeon to gain even more exp since it’s a two person party.
But you’re right, the game forces you to leave the final dungeon after getting Ninja/Sage. You could spend eons grinding in that dungeon but at the cost of elixirs and other things most people probably don’t have.
I wish there was a diorama video of Japanese players in 1990 playing this for the first time.