TSM Episode 250: The Desolation of Smarm

Smarm is the pseudo-reasonable dodge; the attempt to deflect criticism by appealing to an imaginary right not to be offended; the claim that just criticism is unfair because it might hurt someone's feelings; it is the triumph of the dyslogistic move to conflate critical thinking with a meanness of spirit. It is the refuge of the emotionally frail and the critically impaired.

If given the option, always choose Snark. Smarm is the choice of the intellectually bankrupt, who fear criticality because of how it will ravage their arguments.

The Starlight Megaphone
Download: Produced 2013.12.15

Lusipurr is joined by SiliconNooB and Mel in an evaluation of England’s continuing poor form with the bat and bad luck with the ball. A rambling trip through the week’s news, and the games of yesteryear, rounds out an extended-length, pre-holiday podcast.

8 Comments

  1. Wolfe
    Posted 2013.12.16 at 04:45 | Permalink

    Glad to hear that Bravely Default is looking good. I was really hoping for a return to oldschool Final Fantasy form, and it sounds as if it’s just that.

  2. Julian 'SiliconNooB' Taylor
    Posted 2013.12.16 at 10:03 | Permalink

    It’s absolutely amazing. I’m in love with it.

  3. DiceAdmiral
    Posted 2013.12.16 at 14:32 | Permalink

    INFO BLAST 2(5^3)

    On this week’s panel:
    LusiPurr
    SiloconNooB
    Mel

    Donate soon if you want to enter the game giveaway!

    Major Nelson on XBone sales
    https://twitter.com/majornelson/status/411270948663201792

    Console maker dies in car crash after scam
    Sorry Lusi, I tried, but given the info I had, I couldn’t find any news about this.

    The Last Guardian still in development
    http://www.shacknews.com/article/82349/the-last-guardian-director-says-creative-work-is-mostly-finished
    Lusi: A Post Mortem is an industry term in software development. It’s a review of a project post-completion to cover things that did or didn’t work. It has a bit of a negative connotation, but the review is not necessarily so.

    Cliff Bliz working on Unreal style game?
    http://www.screwattack.com/news/cliffy-b-teases-he-working-game-similar-unreal-tournament-series

    HitScan
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitscan
    Very Interesting, I had no idea that’s how this worked.

    EA wins LGBT award
    http://www.bit-tech.net/news/gaming/2013/12/16/ea-wins-accolade-for-lgbt-working-condition/1
    *Pulls cord, watches arrow spin* The Lusipurr says: “We don’t like the gays”.

    Forza 5 Economy revamp
    http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/12/12/forza-5-economy-update-introduces-cheaper-cars-drag-racing

    Visas for Starcraft players
    http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2013/12/15/250793493/u-s-recognizes-a-south-korean-starcraft-player-as-an-athlete

    Randy Pitchford is a jerk
    http://lusipurr.com/2013/12/14/news-randy-pitchford-is-a-horses-arse/
    This guy is such a douche. It reminds me of that whole Tim Shaffer thing a few months ago.

    Rhode Island and 38 studios
    http://www.providencejournal.com/breaking-news/content/20131211-no-bidders-for-study-of-how-38-studios-loan-default-would-affect-r.i..ece

    Streaming
    I’m probably not interested in looking at any of you while I listen.

    Oh man, Now that I’ve done this entire thing, I’m really tempted to do exactly what you said and delete it all just to spite you. I can’t flush this all down the drain though. Bah!

  4. Lusipurr
    Posted 2013.12.16 at 14:43 | Permalink

    @DiceAdmiral: He wasn’t killed in the crash, which might be why you were having trouble.

    His name is Stefan Eriksson, and he was involved in Gizmondo, from whom he likely stole millions of dollars.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stefan_Eriksson

  5. DiceAdmiral
    Posted 2013.12.16 at 20:18 | Permalink

    @Lucy: That explains a lot. I tried every Google Sorcery technique that I’m aware of and couldn’t get anything. You information in the podcast was near-ish but off enough that it didn’t even graze the correct results.

  6. James 'Gyme' Pagel
    Posted 2013.12.16 at 22:40 | Permalink

    @DiceAdmiral: I know you had mentioned you might be interested in Just Cause 2, just thought I’d let you know that it is $3 on Steam until the 19th.

  7. Stellaking
    Posted 2013.12.17 at 16:37 | Permalink

    Really enjoyed the podcast this week, it’s a lot easier to recommend the show & site to friends when it’s without, or free of the ‘gentle’ racism references – albeit, even if such things are in jest – little embarrassing otherwise.

    Brilliant gents. Cool stuff <333

  8. Wolfe
    Posted 2013.12.23 at 18:11 | Permalink

    I’ve yet to see either of the Hobbit films, but recent reviews of Smaug are saying that’s walking dangerously close to fanfiction territory. I was planning to see them both fairly soon and wonder if there’s any truth to that? The Hobbit was my first fantasy novel many years ago, and the details aren’t very clear to me any longer, but I’d hate to spend money towards something that dances over the memory of it.