Castle Lusipurr #78: A New Regime

Ethos has realized the errors of cultural appropriation. Plus, hairstyles that take three hours are just impractical for Robot Battle.
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Day Seventy-Two. Ethos dealt a massive victory for us this last week, and now we have just been assigning Tea Man’s punching ability to Imitanis, in the form of a Fist-In-The-Box (like a Jack-In-The-Box, but with added awkward sexual innuendo). Things are looking up, and the team is feeling strong! Except James Pagel, who somehow thinks that his job in this is “unfair” and “painful”. It’s not like he’s doing any of the fighting, he’s just getting hit repeatedly yet somehow feels he is “unappreciated”! But I digress. If all goes to plan, we’ll be facing off to Lusipurr in under two months. Wish us luck.

10 Comments

  1. Ethan 'Ethos' Pipher
    Posted 2013.02.11 at 12:52 | Permalink

    ohmygod, this is so badass.
    Also, my battle mode is amazing.

  2. James 'Kisaki' Troxell
    Posted 2013.02.11 at 13:47 | Permalink

    The axe is an appropriate weapon for me!

  3. Timothy 'Che the Fey' Streasick
    Posted 2013.02.11 at 13:52 | Permalink

    I literally guffawed at this. I wasn’t even sure what a guffaw was until I saw this picture, but thankfully, I know it now. Veeerrry interested to see how this plays out.

  4. Ethan 'Ethos' Pipher
    Posted 2013.02.11 at 14:01 | Permalink

    Also: I have nice legs.

  5. Enrique 'Durga Syn'
    Posted 2013.02.11 at 16:32 | Permalink

    interesting choice of footware there ethos. Even when slaying bots you find a way to remain fabulous. Also, Wank is the best sidekick ever

  6. Lusipurr
    Posted 2013.02.12 at 03:48 | Permalink

    “Fist-in-the-box” sounds a lot like my advice for everything: punch her in the vagina!

  7. Kendra 'Kenjujuu' Evans
    Posted 2013.02.12 at 10:47 | Permalink

    In that case, since it’s Imitanis who now has that power, I’m kind of concerned for Joanna…

  8. Ethan 'Ethos' Pipher
    Posted 2013.02.12 at 11:20 | Permalink

    @Durga Syn: They’re my battle boots.

  9. Lusipurr
    Posted 2013.02.15 at 17:23 | Permalink

    When Wank faps his wings, the sound is highly suggestive.

  10. Jahan 'The Legendary Zoltan' Honma
    Posted 2013.02.16 at 08:33 | Permalink

    Wow, Kenjuju! I look just like me!
    I never would have thought of the sexual innuendo of Fist-In-The-Box had you not spelled it out for me. Thank you.