Castle Lusipurr #65: A Sad Farewell

Yes, it's Webcomic Man here. Look, we do what we must, because we can. And is Bod trying to sneak into that box? That's not on.
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…Or, start from the beginning.

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Hi there, readers. I’m afraid that, whilst the webcomic will be ongoing thanks to Webcomic Man, there will no longer be human staff at Lusipurr.com. We have cleared our desks, packed away our uncomfortable orange chairs, and booked our flights or trains back home. It’s been a great time. At risk of insulting the President of the United States of America, I hope Lusipurr thinks long and hard about the long-term efficiency and morale of robot staff.

Or on second thoughts, maybe not. Why didn’t I design them to be battery powered?

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WorriedCitizen4699
Posted 2012.11.10 at 14:44 | Permalink

So when the President of the United States becomes the supreme overlord of the Earth and so on and so on, will there be a President Man governing an entirely robotic population? Is there no end this robotic replacement reign?
Lusipurr
Posted 2012.11.11 at 05:14 | Permalink

@WorriedCitizen: You have nothing to fear from your future robotic overlords! Be assured that each robot master is vetted by Vetting Man, who has been programmed to admit of only the highest standard of excellence!

A bright and prosperous future awaits us all!*

*does not apply to those targetted in the purge
Lusipurr
Posted 2012.11.11 at 05:45 | Permalink

Also, before anyone points out that Vetting Man himself has not been vetted, let me reassure everyone that the first thing I did was have Vetting Man vet himself. I’m not stupid.

Vetting Man assures me that he can tell the difference between Good Robots and Evil Robots, and so far, all of our robots have been vetted as 100% Good! So there.
SiliconNooB
Posted 2012.11.11 at 06:18 | Permalink

Crikey… :(
Lusipurr
Posted 2012.11.11 at 14:45 | Permalink

And take your digeridoo with you, you worthless layabout!
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Posted 2012.11.11 at 21:04 | Permalink

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WorriedCitizen4699
Posted 2012.11.11 at 21:09 | Permalink

Don’t worry everyone I speak binary code, @S said “excellent.” Or something like that. If not excellent then it’s just someone selling hair growth formula for dogs.
Lusipurr
Posted 2012.11.12 at 06:28 | Permalink

I feel certain that Binary Man is saying something pertinent and reassuring. Hurray! :)
SiliconNooB
Posted 2012.11.17 at 23:37 | Permalink

The humans have been disposed of

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