Castle Lusipurr #34: A New Age of Transit

'It went over like a tin balloon,' is a current saying in the Lusipurr.com offices. It means that not only did 'it' not meet a positive reception, but in fact, 'it' did not perform at all.
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…Or, start from the beginning.

A new age of mass transit has arrived at Lusipurr.com!

There is a RootBeerTrain.
There is a Moogle Harness.
There is a Rowboat.
There is a Tin Balloon.

None of these are in any least way satisfactory. Please, submit your ideas for our future of transit! We need your help to keep Lusipurr.com ON THE MOVE!

14 Comments

  1. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2012.04.06 at 18:44 | Permalink

    Uh, part of the pic seems to have been cropped ..

  2. Lusipurr
    Posted 2012.04.06 at 19:15 | Permalink

    @SN: It’s a problem on your end. The picture is loading fine for myself and everyone else who has looked at it.

  3. Deimosion
    Posted 2012.04.06 at 19:37 | Permalink

    Unfortunately, the “S.S. Dan” was the best name I could think of. I still can’t believe my oarpower wasn’t enough!

    Also, yay Bod!

  4. Lusipurr
    Posted 2012.04.06 at 19:49 | Permalink

    “Bod and the RootBeerTrain” seems like a good episode to me!

  5. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2012.04.07 at 09:35 | Permalink

    @Lusi- I was viewing it on my iPad and part of a text box was cut off. Now I’m looking at it on my notebook, and everything is fine (not the Chris Privitere brand of ‘fine’ either; everything is actually OK). Technology …

  6. Lusipurr
    Posted 2012.04.07 at 11:17 | Permalink

    @SN: Hadn’t you heard? Technology is fine now!

  7. Matt Dance
    Posted 2012.04.07 at 20:09 | Permalink

    This is ridiculously hilarious.

  8. Lusipurr
    Posted 2012.04.07 at 23:30 | Permalink

    I choo-choo-choose NONE OF THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE TERRIBLE.

    Seriously, this is the best my staff can do? No wonder I am getting rid of them all.

  9. Mel
    Posted 2012.04.08 at 11:13 | Permalink

    How about a large megaphone through which loud insults are played back. The megaphone would be large enough to ride on, and would be powered by–not propulsion–REpulsion!

  10. Ethos
    Posted 2012.04.08 at 11:34 | Permalink

    The Ethosnorkel?
    …yeah, I’ve got nothing.

  11. Lusipurr
    Posted 2012.04.08 at 21:45 | Permalink

    @Ethos: I’m not putting my mouth on ANYTHING which has your name in it.

    @Mel: That’s a TERRIBLE idea!

  12. Mel
    Posted 2012.04.08 at 22:01 | Permalink

    Hahahaha!

  13. Ethos
    Posted 2012.04.09 at 01:55 | Permalink

    Damn, now I regret tattooing my own name on my penis.

  14. Drachonus
    Posted 2012.04.09 at 07:01 | Permalink

    hmm howabout a sled-dogteam using the guys and the kupo as the bait to make them run?

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