MAP Episode 99: Lusi and the Tits

Yes, I've used this joke before. Yes, it is still funny. Now shut up and laugh.

A pair of Tits.

The Megaphones Ahoy! Podcast
Produced 2011.01.16

Whilst Nate enjoys much-needed time off to visit the strip club, Lusi and the Tits (both pairs) address themselves to the task of evaluating a string of terribly disappointing announcements, when it appears the US will get FFXIII-2 instead of Last Story!

28 Comments

  1. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2011.01.17 at 01:29 | Permalink

    Wow, the Dreamcast collection really sucks.

  2. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2011.01.17 at 01:30 | Permalink

    Also, I can’t wait for Hope to marry Vanille, he’s Biebtastic!

  3. DanChiSao
    Posted 2011.01.17 at 08:02 | Permalink

    Maybe FFXIII-2 will take place only on Gran Pulse; if so, I would probably play a sequel, too.

    In high school, we used to skip class and play pacman in one of the empty science classrooms. We used to put microcentrifuge tubes out for the pellets and all rolled around in wheeled chairs.

    I learned a new word today! Thanks Lusi!

  4. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2011.01.17 at 08:15 | Permalink

    If Toyiyama is involved then I do not want!

  5. Lusipurr
    Posted 2011.01.17 at 10:25 | Permalink

    @Dan: Is that new word ‘potato’? If so, thank Ginia!

  6. DanChiSao
    Posted 2011.01.17 at 11:51 | Permalink

    @Lusipurr It was prolix, actually. But in pseudo-potato-related news my city is actually having a “Great Air Potato Roundup” complete with this glorious image. (Yes, they’re not actual potatoes, but the words great and potato are there together.)

  7. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2011.01.17 at 12:43 | Permalink

    The gauntlet has been thrown, Ginia.

  8. Lusipurr
    Posted 2011.01.17 at 13:16 | Permalink

    @Dan: Why is Mr. Air Potato a combination of blackface and caricatured Jew?

  9. DanChiSao
    Posted 2011.01.17 at 13:35 | Permalink

    @Lusi I would guess that it’s because air potatoes are an invasive species, and I live in north Florida. When rednecks think of things that destroy their way of life and invade their area, it’s black people and Jews.

  10. Lusipurr
    Posted 2011.01.17 at 17:42 | Permalink

    Black people and Jews RUIN EVERYTHING!

  11. Deimosion
    Posted 2011.01.17 at 17:51 | Permalink

    I got a PS3 with the Move bundle for Christmas. I haven’t touched Move yet.

  12. Lane
    Posted 2011.01.17 at 17:55 | Permalink

    Why have we not stormed Square-Enix’s offices and demanded blood price for the atrocities foisted upon us?

  13. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2011.01.17 at 19:49 | Permalink

    SQUEEEEENIX’s absurdities have become so farcical that I can scarce believe that my life isn’t some waking dream or delerium …

  14. Ginia
    Posted 2011.01.17 at 21:49 | Permalink

    Great Air Potato! ^.^
    HAIL!

    This fits very nicely into the International Year of the Potato!

    Find out more at the PEI Potato Museum’s website!
    http://www.peipotatomuseum.com/

    :)

  15. Lusipurr
    Posted 2011.01.17 at 22:03 | Permalink

    @Ginia: Your island is almost as stupid as you are.

  16. darthgibblet
    Posted 2011.01.18 at 00:35 | Permalink

    Every time Lusi talks about what he has to do for school it makes me more and more thankful I went to school for engineering :D

  17. darthgibblet
    Posted 2011.01.18 at 08:05 | Permalink

    Looks like FFXIII-2 is a reality:

    http://www.1up.com/news/final-fantasy-xiii-2-officially-announced

    Sadly, given how XIII ended, I’m oddly hopeful that XIII-2 won’t just be a combat pipe. I’m sure they’ll find other ways to disappoint us, though :D

  18. Deimosion
    Posted 2011.01.18 at 08:48 | Permalink

    Needs moar DressSpheres.

  19. Deimosion
    Posted 2011.01.18 at 08:49 | Permalink

    Er, dresspheres. Whatever. Fuckin’ WordPress needs an edit button for idiots like me.

  20. Lusipurr
    Posted 2011.01.18 at 09:34 | Permalink

    I will preorder it and buy it on day one.

    The end of FFXIII opens up admirably. My hope is that XIII-2 will continue exactly from there, with multiple paths and open areas.

  21. Lane
    Posted 2011.01.18 at 11:00 | Permalink

    FF13-2 is why the aliens haven’t landed and taken me away from this stupid planet.

  22. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2011.01.18 at 12:24 | Permalink

    @Lusipurr: All of your hopes are futile.

    P.S. There was nothing admirable about FFXIII.

  23. Ethos
    Posted 2011.01.18 at 12:39 | Permalink

    There were definitely admirable things about FFXIII. It just took 60 hours to get there.

    I am entirely apathetic toward XIII-2. I’ll have to see a lot more to have an opinion either way.

  24. Ethos
    Posted 2011.01.18 at 12:39 | Permalink

    And WAT?! That potato museum is a real thing and website?

    O.o

  25. evilpaul
    Posted 2011.01.18 at 15:37 | Permalink

    Are people talking about them adding Hunts at the end of FFXIII? Those were the least appealing aspect of FFXII for me.

  26. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2011.01.18 at 20:26 | Permalink

    Funny that the least appealing aspect of XII should be the most appealing aspect of XIII …

  27. Deimosion
    Posted 2011.01.18 at 22:49 | Permalink

    Wait, XIII has Gambits?

  28. evilpaul
    Posted 2011.01.21 at 00:26 | Permalink

    Gambits were #@%&ing retarded. I don’t know if it was beaucase I said (explitive deleted) Hunts after like the third one when I was sent to that sewer you meet Asche (however it’s spelled) to find a white flan that was nowhere to be found, but I never had enough money. So I guess I needed to spend more time running back and forth spamming Steal and murdering foxes or something, but having to buy the Gambits pissed me off. Adding to that that I could never find a decent mix of them that allowed me to not have to micromanage. Why couldn’t they give me all HP and MP percentages or whatever in Rabanastre?

    /ragequit