Final Fantasy XIII-2 may be the best JRPG released in the past decade, and you should play it. Go and order it now. Whilst you wait for your order to arrive, you can play the demo. Whilst you wait for the demo to download, you can read this comic.
WE HAVE PLANNED IT ALL OUT FOR YOU. All must you now do is simply COMPLY.
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BONUS! BONUS! BONUS!
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