Comments on: Editorial: Greenlight Round-Up, Vol. 53 http://lusipurr.com/2015/12/15/editorial-greenlight-round-up-vol-53/ Thu, 27 Apr 2017 17:46:55 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.7.4 By: Adeki http://lusipurr.com/2015/12/15/editorial-greenlight-round-up-vol-53/#comment-93597 Sat, 19 Dec 2015 21:25:20 +0000 http://lusipurr.com/?p=13526#comment-93597 What do you get when you cross scantily-clad women, zombies, Christmas presents, and renowned hero, John Doom together?

The answer was crap. You’re doing the world a service by looking at these games so that the masses don’t have to.

]]> By: Lusipurr http://lusipurr.com/2015/12/15/editorial-greenlight-round-up-vol-53/#comment-93528 Wed, 16 Dec 2015 00:30:09 +0000 http://lusipurr.com/?p=13526#comment-93528 This game looks like someone played Terraria and Braid and decided to make a game.
No joke: this is the first thing I thought when I looked at the screenshot.

The player apparently controls the titular “Pete,”
Is it Pete, or Pete’s brother, Pete?

Oh, I get it now! “RePete!” like “repeat.”
Is Pete’s younger brother, Pete, the RePete?

What would Steam Greenlight be without a Minecraft clone or two?
“or two thousand.”
There, fixed it for you.

Is this the evil version of Wisconsin’s own multi-talented recording artist Prince?
Wisconsin, known for producing Prince and Sabin. Good job, Wisconsin. You be you.

The best part of this game is the fact that the main character’s name is… John Doom.

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