Comments on: News: A Eulogy for Final Fantasy VII http://lusipurr.com/2015/12/11/news-a-eulogy-for-final-fantasy-vii/ Sat, 22 Apr 2017 16:11:51 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.7.4 By: Lane http://lusipurr.com/2015/12/11/news-a-eulogy-for-final-fantasy-vii/#comment-93515 Mon, 14 Dec 2015 06:01:57 +0000 http://lusipurr.com/?p=13522#comment-93515 Gold Chocobo: $150

Want Knights of the Round? Of course you do, you can’t beat the game without it. You *could* spend endless hours racing chocobos, hoping to finally breed the right one, but who has thirty-five hours to spend on a minigame? Not you. You’re cleaning up child vomit and/or poop, holding down a 9-5 job, and wondering why your marriage is on its last limb because “just six more hours of racing my fake digital ostrich, honey, and then I’ll come to bed, I promise” is starting to wear really, really, thin, and oh God she’s just added an old boyfriend on Facebook.

What I’m saying is, when the chips are down, and you’re staring at the PSN “Buy Now!” button that will short-circuit all of that, give you the fabled Materia you so ardently seek, you *will* buy it. “Honey, I can explain this charge. It was either this or I drive you back into Luke’s arms. Yes, Luke, your high school boyfriend? We saw him at your reunion. The ankle monitor comes off this month! Don’t give me that look, I know you still feel for him!”

Square knows this. They’ve always known this. They hooked you back in the day. Your first taste, well, that was free. But now that the monkey is on your back, they know… they know you’ll slink back to them and say, “hey, y’all got any more of that DLC I can buy?”

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By: Dancing Matt http://lusipurr.com/2015/12/11/news-a-eulogy-for-final-fantasy-vii/#comment-93514 Mon, 14 Dec 2015 00:35:36 +0000 http://lusipurr.com/?p=13522#comment-93514 Square Enix wants the investors to know that Final Fantasy XV is not the future of the company.” Good point. Really spot-on article throughout.

FFVII was originally very different from what Squaresoft did before, but it seemed like they went ahead with it anyways because they knew what what they were doing was brilliant. Now, it seems like they have to let bits of the game out at a time in order to get feedback to see how the public reaction is, then ignore it anyway. These are really seasoned developers guiding the remake, and it surprises me that they have completely lost their sense for making games.

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By: Lusipurr http://lusipurr.com/2015/12/11/news-a-eulogy-for-final-fantasy-vii/#comment-93513 Sun, 13 Dec 2015 22:46:57 +0000 http://lusipurr.com/?p=13522#comment-93513 @Gyme Expect Materia to be ‘usable items’ that can be purchased with RL money:

1 Materia: $1
10 Materia: $12
50 Materia (best value!): $80

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By: Gyme http://lusipurr.com/2015/12/11/news-a-eulogy-for-final-fantasy-vii/#comment-93509 Sun, 13 Dec 2015 09:35:02 +0000 http://lusipurr.com/?p=13522#comment-93509 I’m guessing that in the coming months we will learn that FF&-Remake will not feature any materia because it is too confusing for today’s target audience. This announcement will coincide with the announcement that all side quests, including the Gold Saucer, will be considered DLC.

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By: Lusipurr http://lusipurr.com/2015/12/11/news-a-eulogy-for-final-fantasy-vii/#comment-93507 Sat, 12 Dec 2015 18:52:30 +0000 http://lusipurr.com/?p=13522#comment-93507 I am so angry.
Square Enix is on the verge of losing me as a customer forever. When they ruin FF7-remake, I will never buy another SE game ever again so long as I live.

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