Comments on: News: Xbox One Is Your Essential Next-Gen Purchase! http://lusipurr.com/2013/11/09/news-xbox-one-is-your-essential-next-gen-purchase/ Sun, 02 Nov 2014 02:06:02 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.0 By: James 'Gyme' Pagel http://lusipurr.com/2013/11/09/news-xbox-one-is-your-essential-next-gen-purchase/#comment-61666 Mon, 11 Nov 2013 01:45:40 +0000 http://lusipurr.com/?p=10755#comment-61666 What do Luigi and the Xbone have in common? They both feature the color green and they can both fuck themselves.

]]> By: Matt Dance http://lusipurr.com/2013/11/09/news-xbox-one-is-your-essential-next-gen-purchase/#comment-61417 Sat, 09 Nov 2013 23:00:35 +0000 http://lusipurr.com/?p=10755#comment-61417 I never realized how outdated and unfulfilling my “some-in-one” devices have rendered my lifestyle until I read SiliconNoob’s excellent news review of the week! Before, I was completely nonplussed about the oncoming console generation, but in only a matter of days, I could conceivably be watching TV! Or, I could play those games. I could get my hands on a controller and play those games. Once I play those games, my eyes would not see the infintesimal difference compared to the old games, if I had to bet half a grand on it.

]]> By: Lusipurr http://lusipurr.com/2013/11/09/news-xbox-one-is-your-essential-next-gen-purchase/#comment-61397 Sat, 09 Nov 2013 20:31:32 +0000 http://lusipurr.com/?p=10755#comment-61397 Xbox One to make their purchase with full confidence that the Xbox one is the most powerful console available for five hundred dollars.

UNDENIABLE.

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