Comments on: Editorial Miscellany: An Old Classic

By: Matt Dance

Matt Dance — Fri, 25 Oct 2013 03:29:27 +0000

To wit – when reached for comment, the lady gave us this statement: “Pierson ‘Blitzmage’ Stone’s hiphoppish obsession with expensive and finely wrought footwear knows no bounds. Finally I got fed up, and gave him an ultimatum – ‘It’s either me or the shoes!’ But even as the words were leaving my mouth, I knew which he’d already chosen.”

By: Andrew 'Mel' Melcon

Andrew 'Mel' Melcon — Thu, 24 Oct 2013 23:18:19 +0000

@Ethos: What do you think this is, a diaper show? Because it’s not a diaper show.

By: Ethan 'Ethos' Pipher

Ethan 'Ethos' Pipher — Thu, 24 Oct 2013 12:54:39 +0000

@Dance – I tried to make the former into gossip via the picture caption. Maybe the pictures will be like gossip stones.

@Mel – Hang around me for 2 hours and you’ll never want to hear a Homestar reference again. I am composed of them. Also, Radiata Stories is great. It’s similar in that it takes some time to get interesting. It’s an unusual tone for an RPG, so I understand why people were turned away and especially why it didn’t sell well, but I think it is drastically under-appreciated.

@DA – Good to know. Perhaps when I finish Tales of Xillia, I’ll pick it up.

@Lusipurr – Tits.

By: Lusipurr

Lusipurr — Thu, 24 Oct 2013 02:58:58 +0000

Tits.

By: DiceAdmiral

DiceAdmiral — Tue, 22 Oct 2013 23:49:00 +0000

Radiant Historia is great. I have a bad case of Sabinitis (Gameous Nofinishous) and I actually finished that one, if that tells you anything. The battle system was pretty cool.

By: Andrew 'Mel' Melcon

Andrew 'Mel' Melcon — Tue, 22 Oct 2013 23:33:23 +0000

Ethan’s Gossip Corner: Where each week he reveals one digit of his own credit card number! Scintillating!

Also, big ups to the Homestar reference. I miss that shit.

Also also, when you mentioned Radiant Historia I thought you meant Radiata Story, which I recall awful things about. Radiant Historia, however, I’ve heard very good things about but have not played (since I only recently got a 3DS and before that only had a GBC). I have also heard this game takes time to get interesting, so it might not be a great pick if you don’t intend to finish it or put a lot of time into it at least.

By: Matt Dance

Matt Dance — Tue, 22 Oct 2013 22:59:27 +0000

“Ethos plays Wii Fit” is kind of gossipy. “Blitzmage spends 8 hours daily polishing his golden shoes” would be another sort of gossip.

By: Ethan 'Ethos' Pipher

Ethan 'Ethos' Pipher — Tue, 22 Oct 2013 22:39:43 +0000

Dear Overworked Dictator,

Your letter has been added to our archives and will be answered in a future edition. In the meantime, I suggest eating, sleeping, and mocking your faithful employees who will accept the abuse in an effort to support you. I also suggest a Gin & Tonic (the capitalized sort).

Sincerely,

Ethos

By: Lusipurr

Lusipurr — Tue, 22 Oct 2013 22:10:59 +0000

Dear Ethos,

I am tired, hungry, and overworked. What should I do?

Sincerely,

Overworked Dictator