1) Poor bastard. Get off our property!

2) The Works of Sir Thomas Malory (3 vols.; 1,916pp.), edited by Eugene Vinaver and P. J. C. Field, 3rd Edition (1990), Oxford University Press. Earlier editions (1st 1947, 2nd 1971 I think) are still rare yet somewhat more available–but are however quite useless. The 3rd edition is Field’s large-scale and total revision of Vinaver’s definitive text, incorporating around 2,500 changes, many of which are absolutely vital. This is *the* edition which scholars of Malory must use and cite from, and because it is the central work that I am using now and forever, a library copy won’t do. I need to have daily, permanent access to it in print format.

3) I hate mice. You should be using a trackball. Consider this a lesson!

First, as I have neither money nor mic I can’t contribute or be on the TSM as the greatest guest since Nate “Super Bup” Liles.

Second, what’s the text thing you need? I might be able to locate a copy.

Third, I demand an end to Lusipurr.com’s discriminatory malediction against the center mouse button in whatever the latest version of Google Chrome I’m using!!! If I center mouse wheel click the Cait Sith at the top left I get that four direction scroll thingy instead of the main site in a new tab as Justice, clearly, demands.