MAP Episode 98: Gilbert Gottfried’s Genitals

Yes, the picture is disturbing, but like all of Nate's pictures, the question we should really be asking is, ''What were you looking for that ended with you finding that?''

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The Megaphones Ahoy! Podcast
Produced 2011.01.09

Nate & Biggs return and the podcast is like an out-of-control mine cart ride: it soon goes off the rails and improbably crashes straight into Gilbert Gottfried’s genitals, becoming one of those episodes which Lusipurr hopes he will never have to explain.

34 Responses to MAP Episode 98: Gilbert Gottfried’s Genitals

  1. Lusipurr says:

    I cannot believe I ended up using this picture.

  2. Deimosion says:

    Aladdin was such a good movie.

  3. SiliconNooB says:

    When I was Aladdin I ate lard!

  4. Lusipurr says:

    And now that I’m grown I eat BAAAA-BAAAAARRRRR!

  5. Cram says:

    Gold.

  6. Lusipurr says:

    Someone liked it!

  7. Cram says:

    The chaos sustains me.

    Btw I’ll pay big $$$ for the Australian version of Chrono Trigger. No doubt the entire Millennial Fair is sponsored by Fosters. Which would make sense since there was no way Gato is sober and no way that’s Soda you’re chugging down as fast as you can.

  8. DanChiSao says:

    That was a fantastic opening to the show. Glad to hear NATE LILES back and in top form.

    I was not particularly impressed with Prinny 2: Dawn of Operation Panties, Dood! regardless of how much fun the title makes it sound.

    Jane Austen is an idiot.

    If I understood the deal correctly, you need all 3 to unlock Zoroark in Pokemon Master and Slave. I’ll be glad to be wrong about that, though.

    I thought that “Masters in Dick Examining” was what you were going back to school for, Lusi.

  9. RootBeerKing says:

    Was listening to the podcast with my baby sister, and when Bup made those tone like noises my baby sister went “Choo choo!” like a train. Just thought I’d let you know.

  10. SiliconNooB says:

    A NEW AND UNTAPPED MARKET!!!

  11. RootBeerKing says:

    Yes, 3 year olds everywhere love Lusipurr dot com!

  12. SiliconNooB says:

    We have an audience comprised entirely of Otaku and Lolis, what could possibly go wrong?

  13. Lusipurr says:

    Why would ANYONE let their 3-year-old listen to us!?

    That’s like hiring Jack the Ripper for a baby-sitter.

  14. SiliconNooB says:

    That’s like hiring *an otaku* for a baby-sitter.

  15. darthgibblet says:

    I’d just like to point out that MAP is now the #1 google result for “gilbert gottfried’s genitals”. You must be so proud!

    Great to has the full podcast cast back in form, though :D. Hilarious stuff, all around.

  16. darthgibblet says:

    Oh yeah, and thanks again for the free hat! TF2 really is a ton of fun and I recommend everybody try it out!

  17. SiliconNooB says:

    I anticipate that we will be inundated with Gilbert Gottfried fans any day now, once again our core audience expands as we look to grow the podcast. :)

  18. Lusipurr says:

    I suspect we’ll end up not with fans of Gilbert Gottfried, but with fans of his genitals.

    Surely a most auspicious outcome.

  19. Deimosion says:

    Nice FFVII intro you’ve got there.

  20. Kenjujuu says:

    Yay! A return to form! I’ve missed NATE LILES.
    Also, the lack of Poke giveaways in Britain makes me disappoint.

  21. Lusipurr says:

    @Kenjujuu: And that’s why we have Poke-Giveaways here!

  22. SiliconNooB says:

    NATE LILES is truly the greatest of us all!

  23. Lusipurr says:

    @SN: Now you’re just lying.

  24. SiliconNooB says:

    Not I sir, not I.

  25. Lusipurr says:

    @SN: Liest not, thou liar!

  26. SiliconNooB says:

    @Lusi: Doest thou not havest the least part of shame, ruffian?

  27. DanChiSao says:

    @KJJ I might be able to get you a copy of the shiny dogs if you want them. Let me know and I’ll see what I can do.

  28. Kenjujuu says:

    @Lusi: you know NATE LILES is the best mascot you could ever have. And will there be another poke hunt this year?
    @DCS: That would be awesome :D Do you know which ones are available? I don’t need Suicune, but Raikou or Entei would be much appreciated! Let me know what you want to trade in return :)

  29. DanChiSao says:

    @KJJ The current promotion is that they are doing a different shiny one every two weeks. The first one was Raikou, next week is Entei and then two weeks later is suicune, I think.

    I don’t have my game on me right now, I’ll check and see what I need.

  30. Lusipurr says:

    I’m a bit cheesed that I missed out on Raikou, and I hope that I don’t need ALL THREE to get the big fight in B/W.

    @Dan: Do you know the particulars? I’d be appreciative to have someone clear up any confusion.

  31. DanChiSao says:

    @Lusi It’s kind of ambiguous and there are conflicting reports. Kotaku said one, Serebii is unclear but makes it sound like 3, same with Bulbapedia, and one of my friends who wrote up an article on it said 3. It wouldn’t surprise me if it were all 3.

  32. Kenjujuu says:

    If it were just one, it would be a bit easy. Maybe its like the regi pokemon in diamond and pearl?

  33. Bup says:

    The official GameStop flyers say you only need one.

  34. DanChiSao says:

    Thanks Bup!

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