The game sucks moose antler. Do not buy it.
The Canadian Moose’s Union Local #367 just called to tell me they were offended by the thought that I would foist a Molyneaux-perpetrated antler sucking on them. They have fairly powerful counsel, so I am caving to their moose-mands.
The review is hereby changed to:
“Instead of Fable III game, case contained steaming pile of reindeer poop. … Would not buy again.”
The Moose’s Union would like to further state that reindeer and/or caribou smell funny and have inappropriate relations with holiday figures.
Seriously, does this look fun to anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
Posted by Lane 