Now That's a Great Tit
Produced 2010.03.07
In this racism-filled podcast, Jenifer’s tits are utterly dwarfed by those of the site’s tame, Canadian midget. With Nate’s financial backing, a ‘Girls of Lusipurr.com’ calendar and weekly webcam show are planned, whilst Lusipurr contemplates suicide.
SHOW ME YOUR MIDGET TITS!
SHOW ME YOUR POTATO TITS!
SHOW ME! =D
-What the hell is a bayta?
-NATE LILES is an Xmas miracle!
-Your censorship OFFENDS me! (great song btw)
-Seriously, why make another SOCOM game?
-I found Shawn’s recounting of the Activision affair to be very interesting and informative.
- … So if you want to remain competitive in Bioshock 2′s multiplayer then you need keep buying all the DLCs?!!?
See, someone found the Activision-Infinity Ward story useful. Nate Liles is just allergic to real news–not enough farts or something.
Also: Final Fantasy XIII tonight! Who’s picking it up? Let’s hear your tales, first impressions, and that!
Pisssssh.. I ordered my copy of FF13 on Amazon, with FREE super saver shipping!
I am in no great hurry to be disappointed. :)
@SN – Sorry, the Great Potato does not will that there will be midget tits today. :(
The great potato does not exist! Therefore, bring on the midget tits!
Also, free super saver shipping is free-er than non-free shipping.
We aren’t racist or sexist or homophob—RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANA PHONE
I will be getting 13 at Midnight!
I will also be picking up 13 at Midnight tonight!
I am feeling a little more optimistic about it now, but we’ll see how I feel in the morning once I’ve had a chance to sample the sundry ‘improvements’ that have been made to the series since the last incarnation proper.
The reason it’s called MLB 10 – The Show is that baseball players refer to the Major Leagues as “The Show.” That’s why they have a mode called “Road to the Show” where you create someone and play as him on his way through to minor leagues up to the majors (a.k.a. “The Show”).
@Bup,Lusipurr I too will be picking up my copy of FF XIII tonight, but I have to admit, my expectations have been thoroughly tempered by most of the reports and reviews.
@Dan: If by ‘tempered’ you mean ‘lowered almost to the point where disappointment is impossible’, then that’s me as well. For the past couple months, I’ve been looking forward to Mega Man 10 and Pokemon Heart/Soul more than FFXIII. However, the imminent arrival of FFXIII has kindled again a spirit of optimism. I’m hoping it won’t be a pseudo-Western shitpile, but there is a deep well of reservation in my soul. As a result, I am going in expecting the worse. So, I may be pleasantly surprised when it is only bad and not a reeking fiasco.
@Lusipurr As much of a fan of Final Fantasy as I am, the way it’s been reviewed, I’m actually finding myself less excited about 13 and more intrigued by Fragile Dreams and Sakura Wars this month.
@Dan: Here’s hoping that the reviews are not entirely representative of the game as a whole even through they all agree.
ADDENDUM: I forgot to mention this during the podcast. Remember the MOTHER IN AR WHO KILL HER THREE BABIES?
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/01/30/national/main1252974.shtml
@Lusi Supposedly, it gets better after the super-linear part, but that’s still 15-20 hours in. That’s a tall order to sit through, though.
I’ll be waiting for the price drop, international version, and/or DLC. though that battle system does look fun…
Even took the day off work tomorrow to spend it playing FFXIII
@Ethos: We all know you don’t even have a job.
I’m going to pick it up in about an hour.
@Lusi- It’s not really a case of any of the game’s mechanics sucking, but rather having so many mechanics stripped out from the game that it may no longer feel like a proper RPG (let alone a FF). I don’t know whether to judge it for what it is, or for what it isn’t. If it’s story is great then I’ll probably have a good time playing it nonetheless, though either way I’m almost certain that it will be the least re-playable game in the entire FF series owing to its one note gameplay and the glacial pace in which it opens itself up to the player’s control.
@Lusi-Can you open up a XIII playthrough discussion topic?
@SN: It will go live at midnight, in a little less than seven hours, when the game is officially released in North America.
LOL, get with the times! :D
Well, I’m going to wait on FFXIII. I’m picking up Yakuza 3 instead. I figure FFXIII will be the kind of game that places overstock up on and I’ll always be able to get it so I’ll wait and maybe pick it up used in a few week if I’m lucky.
@SN: It’s not our fault that you live in the future!
@Oyashiro: I would be VERY surprised if anyone sold out of Final Fantasy XIII (other than Gamestop, and then only during the first week, as they deliberately create a self-imposed scarcity to drive up their pre-order numbers). You should easily be able to find a copy just about everywhere.
That said, you’ll be behind on our playthrough discussion, as it will go live at midnight tomorrow morning (as indicated above).
I simply cannot fathom why Sega chose to release Yakuza 3 on the same day as XIII, the game looks awesome though!
@Noob – it’s Sega, how is anyone still surprised when they fuck up at this point. I’m still expecting needle mouse to be turned into a fuckin puzzle game at the last second.
@Ginia – just listened to all of the cast. you own SCIV? if so then hit me up on PSN. I don’t get to play much online since a certain someone refuses to play a “slow” game… *cough*Lusi*cough*
@SN: Breaka beat me to it. It’s SEGA. What more can be said?
@Breaka: I don’t think Ginia actually owns SCIV. As I recall, she was playing it at a friend’s house. And in all honesty, you wouldn’t want to play me in SCIV anyway. I’d never win a single game.
Actually, Yakuza 3 comes out the day AFTER XIII (at least in North America), so KISS IT!
@Lusi – damn. well if you have that little confidence I probably would. I play it nearly every week with Purp. who did you use by the way? I’m Amy, Taki, and Ivy.
@Breaka: Kilik and Cassandra, with emphasis on the former. I was pretty decent, just not what I would call ‘great’ by any stretch.
hmmm… I distinctly remember you saying back at Catfancy that you were “something of a god”
@Breaka: Soul Calibur 2, yes. I 0wn with Kilik. (You may also be thinking of my abilities at Smash). With SC3 and SC4, not even close. I hardly played SC3 at all, and I didn’t keep SC4 long enough to even learn more advanced combinations with any character.
Interesting podcast, didn’t know that Assassin’s Creed 2 for the PC’s DRM was cracked on day 1. Do you have the link to the article?
- Has anybody else ordered FFXIII from amazon with release day shipping? Do they not send out shipping confirmation emails with that setup or something? My friend from work and I both ordered it in the hopes it would be waiting for us tomorrow when we get home from work, but neither of us has gotten a shipping notice yet. I’ll be sorely disappointed if it turns out to be more efficient to run out to Best Buy the day of than pre-order the game weeks in advance.
- I’ve got SCIV for the 360 if anybody’s interested. Truth be told, I’m probably pretty horrid, but it’s still a lot of fun to play!
@Oyashiro: I picked up Yakuza 1 and 2 last week. Looking forward to playing them at some point and hopefully picking up Yakuza 3 pretty shortly thereafter!
@VinnieChews: Yeah, the Ubisoft DRM has been pretty much as bad as it could have been so far. Not only did it not stop piracy, it prevented all the legitimate customers from playing the game. Just a major *facepalm* all around on the whole story, really.
@Breka yeah, sorry, not my copy of SCIV. :(
@DG I got a shipping confirmation for my copy. :)
@Vinneh: We picked that up from a ‘source’ and not directly from an article per se. Ubisoft has, of course, been roundly denying that their impenetrable DRM has been penetrated, but we can say with reasonable certainty that there are people who have cracked it, and that the cracks employed were available on day one.
Sega choose that same date as FFXIII so they can have a excuse to not release Yakuza 4 here.
“Yous guys did not buy it LOLZ! No Y4 for U!”
And FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU…
My store received no copies of Yakuza 3. But guess waht game they got 20+ copies of? Looks like I may be in this playthrough after all.
@Darth – I hope you enjoy the Yakuza series as much as I have. Despite Sega’s horrendous marketing, it really is a fantastic and unappreciated series.
@Oyashiro: Yeah, as I’ve said before somewhere, it really sounds like the kind of series I’d be into. Even if I don’t get to them for a while, figured best to pick them up now before they get crazy expensive further down the road. And yeah, the reason you gave for the Y3 release date is pretty much the only reason I could think of for it. Silly Sega, it’s like they WANT all their games to fail. (Also, Y3 is not only available on Amazon, it’s $5 off :D. Is it sad that I’m tempted to pick that up just to improve the chances of getting future Yakuza releases here?)
@Lusipurr/Vinneh: It’s seeming more and more like Ubisoft is literally trying their hardest to mess this DRM thing up. Maybe the CEO just really doesn’t like the people in the PR department or something.
@Ginia: Yeah, of course my shipping confirmation came in about 5 minutes after I posted that question :P. Amazon’s still claiming it’ll be here tomorrow, so hopefully they don’t disappoint. Thanks for teh help!
@Darth – I have SCIV for PS3 :(. and no it’s not sad, just ineffective. I remember being slightly younger and slightly stupider and thinking that if I and enough other people bought that steaming pile that is Kingdom Hearts Re: Chain of Memories that Squeenix would maybe bring over Kingdom Hearts Final Mix +… I hate Squeenix.